Super power game

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by BrokenArsenal, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. BrokenArsenal

    BrokenArsenal New Member

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    Ok so you pick any superpower but the person that posts after gives it a condition.

    Flying
     
  2. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    can only fly going feet first

    x-ray vision
     

  3. FullautoUSA

    FullautoUSA Welcoming Committee/ Resident Pellet Gunner Lifetime Supporter

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    Comdition: can't see through woman's clothes


    My power: ability to see through woman's clothes
     
  4. DFlynt

    DFlynt New Member

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    Condition: can also see through men's clothes all the time! :eek:

    Super strength
     
  5. indy36

    indy36 New Member

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    Condition: Only kicks in after beating off.

    Power: Awesome martial arts skills.
     
  6. Devin556

    Devin556 New Member

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    Condition- only when you don't need it and never when you do.
    Superpower- telepathy
     
  7. Rick1967

    Rick1967 Well-Known Member

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    condition: you can only read the minds of stupid people.

    Power: super speed
     
  8. capto56

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    Condition: only during sex

    Power: stretch arms and legs
     
  9. JCANNON

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    Condition: always stretched to the max

    Superpower: power to remove/add conditions
     
  10. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    Only National Security Conditions

    Power: Devistating condescention
     
  11. TexasGunner

    TexasGunner New Member

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    Condition - only when dealing with children


    Superpower - teleportation
     
  12. Vikingdad

    Vikingdad New Member

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    Condition: Must leave and arrive only in a Port-A-Potty

    Superpower: Super keen hearing.
     
  13. TexasGunner

    TexasGunner New Member

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    Condition - always always overhear EVERY conversation between little old lady's.


    Super power - ability to enter the "Matrix" and free our country from government/media brainwashing.
     
  14. Vikingdad

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    Condition: In the "Matrix" you are a child in your birthday suit.

    Superpower: Can instantly come up with the best comeback lines for any given comment.
     
  15. BrokenArsenal

    BrokenArsenal New Member

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    Can only say it in a language they and you don't understand


    Can stop anything moving toward me ( car bullet ect)
     
  16. capto56

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    Condition: only when you are in your own house.


    Power: being able to know the outcome of every coin flip prior to it landing.
     
  17. JCANNON

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    Condition: only when flipping to see who has to fight a crocodile first

    Power: invisibility
     
  18. FullautoUSA

    FullautoUSA Welcoming Committee/ Resident Pellet Gunner Lifetime Supporter

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    Other people become invisible when you do

    Shoot lightning bolts from my hand
     
  19. CourtJester

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    But not in public

    Stop time
     
  20. capto56

    capto56 New Member

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    Condition: But it decreases your lifespan by the amount of time you stop time for.

    Power: ability to walk on water (not ice)