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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by BrokenArsenal, Jan 25, 2013.
Ok so you pick any superpower but the person that posts after gives it a condition.
can only fly going feet first
Comdition: can't see through woman's clothes
My power: ability to see through woman's clothes
Condition: can also see through men's clothes all the time!
Condition: Only kicks in after beating off.
Power: Awesome martial arts skills.
Condition- only when you don't need it and never when you do.
condition: you can only read the minds of stupid people.
Power: super speed
Condition: only during sex
Power: stretch arms and legs
Condition: always stretched to the max
Superpower: power to remove/add conditions
Only National Security Conditions
Power: Devistating condescention
Condition - only when dealing with children
Superpower - teleportation
Condition: Must leave and arrive only in a Port-A-Potty
Superpower: Super keen hearing.
Condition - always always overhear EVERY conversation between little old lady's.
Super power - ability to enter the "Matrix" and free our country from government/media brainwashing.
Condition: In the "Matrix" you are a child in your birthday suit.
Superpower: Can instantly come up with the best comeback lines for any given comment.
Can only say it in a language they and you don't understand
Can stop anything moving toward me ( car bullet ect)
Condition: only when you are in your own house.
Power: being able to know the outcome of every coin flip prior to it landing.
Condition: only when flipping to see who has to fight a crocodile first
Other people become invisible when you do
Shoot lightning bolts from my hand
But not in public
Condition: But it decreases your lifespan by the amount of time you stop time for.
Power: ability to walk on water (not ice)