Suicide by Bear

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jpyle, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Jpyle

    Jpyle New Member

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    Report: Arizona fugitive planned suicide by bear

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    Report: Arizona fugitive planned suicide by bear - Yahoo! News
     
  2. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    I can't honestly fault him on the H (for that purpose only, IMO), but i would've added something to kill all the bears too, maybe some rat poison by mouth first, would take the strychnine a while to hit you. Bears would be dropping from terminal tummy aches left and right, awesome!

    I gotta make a note of this one. This would be perfect for me, take some with me.
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Coward!! He should........Go find a grizz and pick a fight!
     
  4. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Reading that has given me a brilliant idea. Forget the SuperMax security prison ..... I give you BearMax Prison. :cool:

    Build a prison, 4 walls, square. Dig a 30' wide 20' deep dry moat around it. Fill the moat with Bears. You see, no need for guards anymore, if a prisoner escapes the bears will get them. ;) Gello should be happy as the bears will now be confined to moats and no longer allowed to run in the wild.

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