Stupid Things.......

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by TheDesertFox, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. TheDesertFox

    TheDesertFox New Member

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    This thread is devoted to telling stories of stupid things we have done in our live. Well one of my stupidest ones was last year when I was walking on my dads back after he got home from work. Well he wanted me to put some icy-hot on his back so I did. After I got done I went to the bathroom to pee and, without washing my hand with the icy-hot on it, did so.................Needless to say.........it was not fun................Now try to top that
     
  2. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Ah, the inexperience of youth...
    There's probably no one here who hasn't had the icy hot on the old bag of tools.

    Once upon a time, I forgot my count while milking a grenade. No injuries to report, but it were a close call matey.
     

  3. TheDesertFox

    TheDesertFox New Member

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    *lives. thats stupid thing #242423121 haha
     
  4. TheDesertFox

    TheDesertFox New Member

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    Wow. A bit more deadly than some icy-hot haha
     
  5. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    As to stay polite and NOT pirate your thread , I will merely be a spectator and laugh along and try hard to keep my little fingers quiet.!

    Make me laugh , I love stupid and it loves me..! :D LOL...!
     
  6. jeffm

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    My ex'es. I had one that asked me to support her after knowing her for five days. I said if you are that crazy I am outta here, so she quit her job not taking me serious and I cut off all ties right then.
     
  7. jon1992d

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    When i was about 3 or 4 my dad re modeled our bathroom and put the old toilet on the side of the house with the garbage cans. Little Jonny comes along while playin outside and decides he has to take a number two. After I finished I walked inside got my dad and told him i needed wipping paper and there wasnt any. Ive never seen anyone laugh harder in my life to see crap in a toilet!
     
  8. TheDesertFox

    TheDesertFox New Member

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    Hahahahaha
     
  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Nothing I would be willing to admit here on the open forum. :cool:
     
  10. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    now that was frigging hilarious! good one dude!:D

    that one truly deserved more than one like!:D
     
  11. SRK97

    SRK97 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    A few years ago me buddy Jim and I decided to make some napalm out of gas and styrofoam and a flamethrower with a can of Axe and a lighter..................
     
  12. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i have now lived to a point that i have actually outlived many of the stupid things i did when i was younger. damn i was sure lucky at times!:eek:
     
  13. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Hummmm- can't think of a thing :confused:
    ;)
     
  14. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    When I was young I once intentionally passed the aisle with the Chivas and bought a bottle of Cutty Sark. That was really stupid.:D:D:D
     
  15. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Thats a hangin offense round here :mad: :D
     
  16. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ME neither..........? :confused:
     
  17. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    OK then , I've found it , "NIRVANA"..?

    So's then , NO ONE HAS DONE ANY STUPID STUFF...????????? :confused:
     
  18. F4U

    F4U Well-Known Member Supporter

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    I used to work in a plumbing store when I was in high school, some little kid would mistake the displays for the real thing about once a month. It sucked being the bottom of the seniorty list on those days.
     
  19. Billy9mm

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    I'm on my 4th marriage, need I say more..........
     
  20. locutus

    locutus Well-Known Member Supporter

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    This is a little off topic, but not completely.

    I've heard that old age is a time in your life when you look back and repent of the times that you successfully resisted temptation!:p