State of the union

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    DO YOU KNOW YOUR STATE'S MOTTO?




    Alabama

    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


    Alaska

    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


    Arizona

    Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.


    Arkansas

    Lituracy Ain't Everythang.


    California

    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


    Colorado

    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


    Connecticut

    Like Massachusetts, only smaller


    Delaware

    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


    Florida

    Ask Us About Our Grandkids and Our Voting Skills


    Georgia

    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


    Hawaii

    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

    (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money, Go Home.)


    Idaho

    More Than Just Potatoes...

    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


    Illinois

    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


    Indiana

    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


    Iowa

    We Do Amazing Things With Corn


    Kansas

    First Of The Rectangle States


    Kentucky

    Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names


    Louisiana

    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign.


    Maine

    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


    Maryland

    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


    Massachusetts

    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's and Our Senators Are More Corrupt!


    Michigan

    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


    Minnesota

    10,000 Lakes... and 10 Zillion Mosquitoes


    Mississippi

    Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State


    Missouri

    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


    Montana

    Land Of The Big Sky , The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies and Honest Elections!


    Nebraska

    Ask About Our State Motto Contest


    Nevada

    Hookers and Poker!


    New Hampshire

    Go Away And Leave Us Alone


    New Jersey

    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!


    New Mexico

    Lizards Make Excellent Snacks


    New York

    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,You Have The Right To An Attorney and No Right To Self Defense!


    North Carolina

    Tobacco Is Really A Vegetable


    North Dakota

    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


    Ohio

    At Least We're Not Michigan


    Oklahoma

    Like The Play, but No Singing


    Oregon

    Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner


    Pennsylvania

    Cook With Coal


    Rhode Island

    We're Not REALLY An Island. Is it?


    South Carolina

    Remember The Civil War?

    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet You Yankee Scum.


    South Dakota

    Closer Than North Dakota


    Tennessee

    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum


    Texas

    Se Hable Ingles


    Utah

    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


    Vermont

    Too liberal for the Kennedy's


    Virginia

    Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


    Washington

    Our Governor Can Out-fraud Your Governor!


    West Virginia

    One Big Happy Family - Really!


    Wisconsin

    Come Cut the Cheese!


    Wyoming

    Where Men Are Men and the Sheep Are Scared -

    Home of Brokeback Mountain


    The District of Columbia

    The Work-Free Drug Place!
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Funny and not just a little truth in there. ;)
     

  3. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    Jo, you always find a way to brighten our day...:D
     
  4. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    Nice one. I especially liked the Mississippi one!
     
  5. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Pffffft! Like you were literate, Arkansas (i know you have a translator typing for ya). :rolleyes: You guys could've at least come up with an original name for your state; Kansas + Ar isn't fooling anyone.

    :D
     
  6. Gojubrian

    Gojubrian New Member

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    Hay, if'in she ain't good enuf fer her own fammly............. :D
     
  7. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Where do you find this stuff? I enjoyed it though.
     
  8. skullcrusher

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  9. Mr. Bluesky

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    Lol, Michigan. Love it!
     
  10. canebrake

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    The Work-Free Drug Place!

    That clears a lot of things up!

    Can we get the congress on a 12 step program?
     
  11. DarinCraft

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    I like the CA one, but a better one is....

    "California-Land/Home of the fruits and nuts."

    or

    "California-be careful or we'll step up the production of liberals."
     
  12. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    And here I always thought our motto was ......

    "Oregon. taking the wood to the Beaver!"
     
  13. BarrettSniper

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    I bet the Mississippi Government gets a lot of anonymous donations from the state of Arkansas. They've got to keep you guys around so they won't be last in all the bad categories (education, welfare recipients, unemployment...) Ha ha.
     
  14. zhuk

    zhuk New Member

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    I'll throw in one for NSW - "Founded by criminals - and little has changed"


    Sadly, this is not a joke :(
     
  15. notdku

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  16. amoroque

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    I really liked the New York one:


    New York

    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,You Have The Right To An Attorney and No Right To Self Defense!


    But.........we gotta come up with a different one for Colorado.......I only know a hand ful of locals that really are serious in to snow skiing.
     
  17. c3shooter

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    Good ones! Altho for Colorado, it should be "We don't CARE how they did it in California!". Alternative would be "4 wheel drive does not STOP any better than 2 wheel drive".
     
  18. amoroque

    amoroque New Member

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    Ha ha ha.......good ones C3! So true, so true!