The wife and I decided to test out my legs and new(Exo-Skeleton)..! It,s supposed to keep my head on straight until I heal . What better place to freak people out than....(WAL-MART)..! I love messing with people + the fact , all the "lunkers" in (Span-dex) sporting the trendiest sprang pastels .! Nothing better than 450lbs. Of mauve (Span-Dex) to up one,s libido .! ...Ack..! Well , some little lunker , son of much larger lunker ,(in orange (Span-dex) , size ,178...? Well , the little guy gets to looking at me and I see him and go "stone-faced"..! He walks up ands asks , "mister , what's wrong with you..?" I go to my "Borg" mode and tell him "resistance is futile" ...." I have come in search of food " and grrrrrowll..! the little lunker runs to his lunker mother and tries to hind behind her which is no problem , a large , very large mother.! The mother looks at me in anger and says "what,s your problem"..? At this point , I almost can,t keep my mouth shut .! My mother did raise a polite gentle-man and did teach me not to be rude , BUT........ I look at the little lunker and really can,t help myself but also , no way can I say what I,m thinking so,s .... I think of Mom and tell the little lunker , not to worry , I,m on a (DIET)...! We. Continue our quest to find a bra , which is why we are here and you do not want to take me to the ladies department ever..! I feel the need to try some sexy little things and tend to ask strangers really strange questions.,! Like , does this color clash with my dual-lies..? That would be the discusting drainage tubes with collection bladders hanging out of my back and I swear ,...people got no sense of humor..! afterI,ve successfully cleared out all departments , I wander over on to the sporting goods to gaze upon the empty ammo shelves.! If ever I own a musket , I can find enough in fishing sinkers to make my own balls , but other than that , nada..! Auh sprang , the colors , the sizes the feel of being in the middle of a colorful gala of overinflated balloons.....(sigh)...!