Splinter in the Crotch!

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  1. Sniper03

    Sniper03 Supporting Member Supporter

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    Now this is funny! I don't care who you are!

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    By Gerie Cutter

    Subject: Splinters in Crotch

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    > Splinters In Crotch :eek:
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    > A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal and an anti-hunter , purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA.
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    > There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
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    > In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
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    > The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
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    > She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
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    > The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
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    > He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down." ;)
     
  2. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That is funny..! :D and maybe , I can help , sand paper and bad attitude..? :confused:
     

  3. racer_x

    racer_x New Member

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    LMAO oh hell I about spit, mouth full of corona at the wrong time
     
  4. HockaLouis

    HockaLouis New Member

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    Reminds me of the time I "accidently" crashed into three Occupy Wall Streeters. One's legs were broken by my bumper, another crashed through my windshield, and the last was thrown up and out about 40 feet.

    The other dirt bags called the police over. The folk I hit were arrested for vandalism, breaking and entering, and leaving the scene of an accident.
     
  5. Tackleberry1

    Tackleberry1 New Member

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    ROFLMAO...

    DANG... I needed that.

    Tack
     
  6. apwvsd40ve

    apwvsd40ve New Member

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    Hillarious...thanks for that!
     
  7. MOshooter

    MOshooter New Member

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    ROTFLMAO...LOL Too Funny!! :D