Since I derailed my technically more important occult thread, I offer the shows for the Fall that need to be made. This was one of my usual joke threads, but I'm starting to see potential. A Spike T.V. series, at least. It's almost dusk at the Transylvanian castle when the Ghost Hunter International van pulls into the courtyard. It has been a long flight, a longer drive, and the crew knows it will be worth it for the footage they will get in this notoriously high paranormal activity area. Oddly, they are not alone. Another van occupies the courtyard, and a surly looking crew has obviously been there for some time. Tango: "Did you see the way that effin vampire went straight for Matt? It was like Matt had an effin pork chop tied to his neck!" GojuBrian: "That's because Matt hasn't accepted Jesus. Vampires can tell." Matt: "I didn't agree to come here to get preached to." Tango: "Anywhoo, I hemmed his @$$ up with my gasoline/blackpowder/Febreeze bomb, didn't I?" Benning: "And you managed to wash out all the video with the light flash, so we have no footage." Tango: "Here we go again. You got yer effin panties in a wad with the effin video again. Douche." Benning: "You guys. Les enfant terrible." Tango: "What's that supposed to mean, little frilly panty girl?" Ineff: "Benning was merely using a shrewdly juxtaposed series of principles he half gleaned, obviously, from the works of Machievelli, likely from his earlier works." The crew: ".............." J.D.: "Has anyone seen my Cold Steel Spartan?" Benning: Whistles nervously.