So, you're from Washington State, huh?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by c3shooter, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    From Notalwaysright.com................

    Coversation with customer at building supply store.......

    Customer: “Excuse me, I’ve noticed that all these pieces of wood have a sticker on them that say’s they contain a product that is believed to cause cancer in the state of California.”

    Me: “Yes, that is just a sticker the company has left on there because we also sell in California.”

    Customer: “So, since I live here in Washington I won’t get cancer, right?”


    Must be the humidity there.
     
  2. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Here's your sign.:D
     

  3. silentghost

    silentghost New Member

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    If it wasn't for the state of California, cancer wouldn't exist right?
     
  4. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    If you look up in the afternoon in California, you can just make out the warning sticker on the freekin sun!!
     
  5. dnthmn2004

    dnthmn2004 New Member

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    Exactly. I've always been thankful I don't live in Cali with all those cancer causing products.
     
  6. TheDaggle

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    From: my life in meat....

    Customer: "Excuse me, I looked all over, and I'm having trouble finding Kosher bacon."

    Me: "That'll happen."
    .......

    Customer: "Is this boneless skinless chicken breast COMPLETELY skinless?"

    Me: "I suppose we may have missed a couple little spots somewhere. I'd be happy to double check and clean it up a little for you."

    Customer: "No, what I'm asking is, did you leave the skin that was on the other side of breast, where we can't see it?"

    Me: "The side that was...... inside the chicken?" :confused:
    .............

    Customer: "Hi, I want a 17 rib prime rib."

    Colleague: "No."

    Customer: "Excuse me? NO?!"

    Colleague: "I'm not taking this any further, lady. NO."