So...ugliest/lamest Christmas gifts?

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by CHLChris, Dec 26, 2010.

  1. CHLChris

    CHLChris New Member

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    I know you received a horrible gift this year. Something that just didn't make the mark. You will never wear it, never use it, and might even give it away to someone else. Maybe you'd never in your dreams imagine doing to someone else what was done to you.

    Here's my offering. It was a gift from my mom...it must not have been a good day for her. It is a pillow:

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  2. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    She used one of your childhood photos? That's really nice!
     

  3. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That is one of the most awesome things I have ever seen. That's great.:D:D

    In honor I am changing my avatar.
     
  4. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    I like it! I would be using it as a pillow on the living room couch.

    I can't understand why you don't like it.
     
  5. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    Me too. In honor of Chris' mother.
     
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  6. CHLChris

    CHLChris New Member

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    Me 4. I've been meaning to get the tacticooliscious GLOCK out of my avatar for awhile.

    I'm feelin' the love. I'll be able to smile as I thank my mom!

    HEY, and 900 posts...
     
  7. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    You should give your mom some of the monkey avatar pics and ask her to give you a new pillow each Christmas. After a few years you'll have quite the pillow set. ;)

    :D
     
  8. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    thats the coolest damn pillow ive ever seen got avatar to honor the coolest present ever
     
  9. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    The worst gift I ever received? One year my ex mother-in-law gave all the daughter-in-law brooms. Maybe she was implying we were witches, I don't know. *shrugs* She was quite proud of the broom she choose, too. It was really weird.
     
  10. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    A Camo pillow with a chimp on it? Seriously? That flippin' rocks!!!!
     
  11. DrumJunkie

    DrumJunkie New Member

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    Man, that is a pretty cool pillow. I'd have it on my man cave.
     
  12. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Since you don't like it, want to send it to me?
     
  13. hunter Joe

    hunter Joe New Member

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    So how often do you have the bristols rotated and the oil changed on your broom? Do you do it after so many flight hours or is there idling involved?
     
  14. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    Better lookin than some of the women I've woke up with. :eek:
     
  15. hunter Joe

    hunter Joe New Member

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    Hey Jo, copious amounts of alcohol will do that for you. Keep up the good work.
     
  16. CHLChris

    CHLChris New Member

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    The camo is cloudy and fake, and the chimp has SAFETY PINS around his head. Whattup with that?

    You guys almost make me want to solicit PM's with offers. I think it would fit in a $10 USPS box...
     
  17. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    That's the worst part. The darn thing didn't even fly!!
     
  18. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    You weren't using all of your skills!
     
  19. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    Somehow I missed the safety pins the first time. That makes it even better! Random safety pin-ness.