Smokey the freakin BEAR? BOOOO!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by orangello, Aug 19, 2013.

  1. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    We have a banner ad from Smokey the Bear. I am disappointed.

    The only good thing about that bear is that he brings his own shovel so whoever kills his sorry butt will only have to carry their firearms; they can bury his parts with his own shovel...except the head, gotta have a cereal bowl.


    BOO!

    :p
     
  2. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Smokey and I had a relationship when I was young. He said only I could prevent forest fires. That's a lot of responsibility for an eight year old boy. But i was diligent. Then I found out he said that to everybody. Bastard. :mad:
     

  3. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    gee Gello.........................:(
     

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  4. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    That would look better if he was burning alive like a protesting buddist monk .
     
  5. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    Just exactly what did happen to you, Orangello?

    Were you mauled by a bear, as a child? Did a

    bear crap on your birthday cake at your 4th year

    party? What????:confused:
     
  6. woody63m

    woody63m New Member

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    Where did he get pants from did he just stroll Into Wally world and buy some or did he kill some innocent man for his trousers????
     
  7. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    Yanno, if you've ever watched the goings on at Wally World,

    you know for a fact that a bear could meander into your

    average WW, take a dump in a main isle, then shoplift a

    whole outfit of clothes, and nobody would notice...
     
  8. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    What happened? Well, there are SOME questions we just don't ask, but we CAN conjecture...

    hello_kitty_v_pedobear_3__uk_by_perfectblue97-d33al8h.jpg
     
  9. hawkguy

    hawkguy Well-Known Member

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    its all propaganda.

    smokey THE bear is dead. i saw his grave with these own eyes.

    oh, and i like bears. they are kinda cute really.
     
  10. JW357

    JW357 New Member

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    I'm curious too, about happened.
     
  11. nitestalker

    nitestalker New Member

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    And Remember, Forest Fires Prevent Bears.
     

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  12. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    Yanno, they say if you give a man a fire,

    he'll only be warm for a day.

    But if you set a man on fire,

    He'll be warm for the rest of his life.:D
     
  13. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I think Notdku donated his pants to Smokey since he doesn't seem to want to wear the pants himself. :cool:
     
  14. nitestalker

    nitestalker New Member

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    WOS we respect your personal observations. :eek:
     
  15. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    He sent me his shirt he never wears. It was a good trade.
     
  16. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Carefull what you ask for :D
     
  17. HOSSFLY

    HOSSFLY New Member

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    Shud have got one he wore--
    More collectable -
    Course bear sweat do linger awhile :eek:
     
  18. WebleyFosbery38

    WebleyFosbery38 New Member

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    OK Orange, I gotta know too, whats up with the bears and you? The Smokester was cool, he protected the forest so I could kill and eat the other animals! We dont have any bears locally but if we did, I would make a nice rug!

    You need some Bear Therapy dude, (5 bear woman in a hot tub with some fine whiskey).
     
  19. woody63m

    woody63m New Member

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    What kinda therapy is that you sir should be a therapist for the VA I wouldn't mind going to see you every other week For therapy if it was that