So my nazi of a boss has gotten so anal about our time on the phone that people here have actually started to document when they get up and go to the bathroom as proof to what they do throughout the work day. It's rediculous I know. Anyway, I'm sitting on the throne thinking what would I say if asked where I was and of course I come up with the usual, "dropping the kids off at the pool" or "taking the browns to the superbowl" or"pinching a loaf", etc. A guy here at work gave me a new one, "back the big brown caddy out of the garage". What have you guys got?