So my nazi of a boss has gotten so anal about our time on the phone that people here have actually started to document when they get up and go to the bathroom as proof to what they do throughout the work day. It's rediculous I know. Anyway, I'm sitting on the throne thinking what would I say if asked where I was and of course I come up with the usual, "dropping the kids off at the pool" or "taking the browns to the superbowl" or"pinching a loaf", etc. A guy here at work gave me a new one, "back the big brown caddy out of the garage". What have you guys got?
There's the classic "dropping a deuce". I work in nursing, we call a "Code Brown". Somebody explain the Upper Decker to me. It's when you drop a deuce in the tank instead of the bowl as a prank, but what's the funny end of such an act?
I got a big choclate lab and he's barking at the back door more of a saying for i got to take a dump.
"Launch an *** rocket." "Take a *insert name of boss*." "Harvest the 'taters from the south forty." "Birth an *** child."
Pinch a loaf Let the hole roll Splash my a## #2 Having a stinky Taking care of paperwork We used to have to log everything we did in a database and we get called in if the hours did not match 40 a week and they had better really be more like 60-70 a week or why do I need you , and what have you done for me lately? Unfortunately for me I had to run the "rat out" report on everyone and turn it in for the weekly meeting. Of course the database dude had a magic button that kept his time perfect in every way, while the rest of us had to enter the stupid **** ever freakin day.
Also when you really have to go. The turtle is poking his head out of the shell. Or, I'm touching cotton.