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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by DodgerBlue, Sep 1, 2013.
Smart fellow, that Newton.
Now, now, now, Dodger. We have to be politically correct here, it should say:
For every red-blooded male and female action there always is a liberal overreaction.
For every female reaction, there is a male underreaction.
"There's a fire in the kitchen!!
Yeah, I'll check it out next commercial."
That sounds about right.
Unless it's the Super Bowl!!
Hahaha funny thing is, this almost happened. I was taking a nap and the wife came in said the oven was smoking (she was cooking bacon so I figured it would smoke a little and be all good) I said just crack a window and it'll be ok... Next thing I know the oven is billowing out smoke and the house looks as if few smoke bombs got let off.... Lessen of that day was, don't cook bacon in the oven in a pan that has holes in the bottom :/
How many times do I have to tell you, leave the cooking to me!!!!!!!
You can't handle it.........
Newton's 5th law of physics:
Every time you elect an a$$hole president,
you won't be able to buy
ammo for over a year.
Reaction is not our friend! When we react, were only playing into someone elses trap, Ive still got the scars from being reactive.
Everything I do and say is an action on its own and stands on its own merits not the cards someone else dealt me! Life taught me the lessons of Think, Push, Talk (something new Butterbars dont learn in OCS). Once the ball starts rolling, you cant know where its going to end up so I tend to be more contemplative than reactive. Pisses my wife off wicked when I just look at her blankly after one of her emotional outbursts.
Then quite watching the TV and drinking beer and start cooking!!
Since I got single I have learned to do all three at the same time!!!
Let me correct you here: you became single
you got married
Kind of like "I got the flu, but I got rid of it."
Multi task!!! I can do all 3 at the same time.
Actually I am the freak on the board, I got single in the same context you used I got the flu.
I didn't want to be single just like I don't want the flu, but I wasn't given the option.
Damn, sorry Should have said usually.
Not e everybody was married to the mind eating, soul sucking, she beast I was.
No reason to be sorry, maybe I was the soul sucking beast, I didn't think so, but she never really explained why she left, every time I asked why I got a different and sometimes conflicting answer.
Buddy I have been there and done that and you probably won't never figure it out either. I never did. Just took some time got my head screwed on some what straight(it will always be a little crooked) and moved on.
Is this a over reaction? Lol love you Winds!