SHTF: Zombie Attack in Ohio

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Quasi, Jun 14, 2008.

  1. Quasi

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    I knew I should have been spending less time arguing politics and more time learning about guns. Today the SHTF in downtown Columbus, Ohio and I found myself unprepared. No bug-out bag, no blaster, nothing to protect me from the zombie hordes. The only gear I had was my Nikon. Hopefully these photos will help you prepares yourselves if this menace should spread to your cities.

    Flesh-eating zombies
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    Zombie hordes
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    Zombie hordes..hmm..maybe this zombie menace wasn't going to be so bad

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  2. Quasi

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    Some kind of paramilitary group showed up
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    They tried to fight off the zombies
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    They took some down, but couldn't get headshots, so they kept twitching..
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    This one noticed me taking pictures and advanced on me
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  3. Dillinger

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    You own, and have an interest in, firearms?!?! :eek:

    With all the flooding there in the Mid-West, I am not surprised these flesh eaters are making there way into civilized areas.

    You were lucky to get away. :D

    Let this be a lesson to everyone - Always be Prepared....

    JD
     
  4. Quasi

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    Another zombie tries to eat my brains
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    This one was pretty occupied with its snack
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    I was tempted to let this one eat me, but I knew I had to escape and get the word out
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    These zombies apparently needed a smoke break. Is there a zombie union?
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    The end.
     
  5. ScottG

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    Kucinich supporters????
     
  6. RL357Mag

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    Kucinich family picnic!
     
  7. hillbilly68

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    OK it took about a half a sec for me to spot the topless chick. I think all of you that posted and said nothing need to check your man-cards at the door! :D
     
  8. ScottG

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    Women who would do that are of no interest to me. I did see it though and figured she wasn't worth the effort.
     
  9. sgtdeath66

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    i hope they make their way up to my area. that one had nice boobies:D
     
  10. Shotgun Shooter

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    The pictures could have looked real if the guns didnt have an orange tip.

    S.S.
     
  11. Benning Boy

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    So the question becomes, what was she doing when she got turned into a zombie?

    The next question becomes, if you were dropping a deuce, got bitten by a zombie, would you shamble around with your pants around your ankles?

    And the last, and most nagging for me, reards the show "Scare Tactics".
    For the unfamiliar, it's a sort of special effects version of "Punked". Friends set victims up to be scared by professional actors in everyday situations.

    So in one episode, a guy gets a security job at night at a construction site. Zombies in convincing make up start popping up out of the ground.

    I have a license to carry. In this situation, what happens if the make up is REALLY convincing?:eek:
     
  12. sgtdeath66

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    yell stop 3 times then commence with 2 in tha chest one in the head:D, then tell the officer i was afraid for my life;)
     
  13. Dillinger

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    I would be willing to bet that the shows creative staff made sure that the guard in question was one of those "Halt. Or I'll Yell Halt Again" types that are not "allowed" to carry a weapon on their patrol.

    Outside of that, the moment your weapon came out, I imagine the "Zombies" would suddenly "transform" into a fleeing band of actors once again and there would be several wet crotches, both in front of the cameras and behind them. :D

    JD