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jealousy works for the TSA

 

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Can you say bad breath?

Don't touch my junk!

Under wire?
 

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I've taken to eating "gassy" foods prior to flying. Still waiting for my pat down so I can rip a monster fart off just as TSA crouches behind me...:D

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Years ago, before 9/11, I was leaving Vegas one weekend and heading home to Phoenix, AZ. On the same flight ended up a couple of "exotic entertainment" ladies all dolled up. I stroll on through the checkpoint as if I'm wandering around a shopping mall window shopping (typical back in the day)

the "ladies" ... not so lucky :eek: They were made to strip down to their underwear, item by item, as more and more "security personnel" came by to put in their $.02 of the situation. All in all the ladies put on a good show and were actually good sports about it. Of course the losers at McCarran Airport thought they were the King ****z for their shenanigans.

moral of the story ..... I don't know, is there one? :confused: Though I did chat up the ladies a good bit on the flight home. Even got rewarded with a magical 2 on 1 private show later in the week where they worked :D
 
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