Short history lesson

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NitroxAZ, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

    Now Obama has stolen your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

    Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .

    I called the suicide help line and I got a freaking call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
  2. Jynx

    Jynx New Member

    That had me ROLLING! :p