Short history lesson

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NitroxAZ, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

    Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

    Now Obama has stolen your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

    Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .



    I called the suicide help line and I got a freaking call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
     
  2. Jynx

    Jynx New Member

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    That had me ROLLING! :p