Self Serving Kylie Thread Version 2

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by TWMIM, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    Why was I born with just one heart?
    I haven't got a clue
    Cos Kylie makes mine overflow
    I think I needed two

    I read that you had cancer once
    The papers say it's true
    I'd gladly take your cancer
    And suffer it for you

    I would buy a DVD
    Of you watching grass grow
    I'd watch it, then I'd hit repeat
    But this time in slow-mo

    The Mods are getting mad at me
    I laugh and I ignore them
    "You must post a pistol thread,
    For this is a gun forum!"

    And so, I'd hold you in my hands
    Like grips produced by Hogue
    Just know that you still hold my heart
    My sweet Kylie Minogue.
     
  2. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    .......... :p

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0[/ame]
     

  3. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    This thread has one purpose.....
     

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  4. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    ....and that purpose is for ME to pay tribute to HER.
     

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  5. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    For chrissake, TWMIM. Get over it. She isn't even going to look twice at you. [​IMG]
     
  6. TWMIM

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    And so, Dog, my friend, feel free to heed Ween...
     

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  7. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    Look buddy we all know about that unfortunate summer you spent with her in '91
    But she dumped your ass. No matter how great your lyrical and poetic skills are. She doesn't like you!!!

    So


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    And find a better woman for yourself, we just want you to be happy.



    Sincerely, butters.
     
  8. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    Wow.:(

    I suppose you're right. I'm a hideous, mis-shapen blob of humanity that nobody will ever love.

    Kylie, if you're reading this, I apologize. While attempting to leaven moods, I've obviously tried the patience of my forum mates, and probably sickened you with the prospect of ever meeting such a scummy creature as me.

    I guess I'l just go sob softly now, and curse myself for daring to dream in this world without a heart.:(:(
     
  9. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    Now that we have that sorted out.
    You and allyssa Milano not getting together?? What happened to it being "worth it"?
     
  10. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    Sorry, the bath is running, and I have my wine and Valium and razor blades...

    Sweet release.:(
     
  11. TWMIM

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  12. Overkill0084

    Overkill0084 Active Member

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    I have no problem with this thread, except...Less talk, more pictures of Kylie.
     
  13. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    You aren't without use!!
    You have been the butt of many a fine joke
     
  14. PC167

    PC167 New Member

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    You guys got me I tears! :)
     
  15. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    Feel free to join in.

    TWMIM is old and has let himself go :(
    Show him some encouragement!!
     
  16. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    Can you find somewhere outside to do that? No one really wants to clean up the mess. :mad:
     
  17. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    Come now winds. We shouldn't be pushing him down this dark path. Without TWMIM who would i constantly fight with?? JD can only do so much. Without TWMIM i migh starting harassing "other" members. If you get my drift ;)

    We need TWMIM he is this forums joke, deadbeat, and lunatic. Without him, the forum would die of boredom.
     
  18. TWMIM

    TWMIM New Member

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    Harsh. Wanna play?
     
  19. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I'm not sure you're 'woman' enough to battle with me. :cool: I do believe it wouldn't be a fair match. I don't want to make you cry. I think you just better stick with JD. You two make the perfect couple.
     
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  20. ineverFTF

    ineverFTF New Member

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    Gather round folks this is gonna be one for the record books :D