Security Salesman

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by ScottG, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. ScottG

    ScottG New Member

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    Today a salesman came knocking trying to sell us a security system. I heard his spiel then we told him we weren't interested.

    I had the strongest urge to tell him to wait and then come back to the door with my .357, Mak, and a shotgun and say, "this here's our security system mister...."

    But I didn't....
     
  2. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    I have several security systems but the down side is you have to feed them and they shed.
     

  3. allmons

    allmons New Member

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    Don't forget, the BTK serial killer was an installer!

    That's right - the BTK serial killer was a security systems salesman / installer before he got a county job. He actually used the information he obtained to "case" some of his victims.

    :eek:
     
  4. ranger_sxt

    ranger_sxt New Member

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    Your guns won't do much if you aren't there...

    Your dogs can't call 911 if there's a fire...
     
  5. ScottG

    ScottG New Member

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    Someone's always there....
     
  6. SheGUN

    SheGUN New Member

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    "things" are replaceable