Second Stab at Verse

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    With no ado
    Or any decorum
    I'm doing a verse
    For the Firearms forum

    A noble chat place
    About days at the range
    The participants many
    The participants strange

    There's Ineff, whose genius
    Burns like a brazier
    He often reminds me
    Of Kelsey, from "Frasier"

    There's Skull, who's enamored
    Of kidneys and hearts,
    And eating another's
    Bodily parts

    Dunerunner is friendly
    And safe for a chat,
    And someone has bitten
    His Mexican hat

    Cane has great wisdom
    As we all have seen
    But does he Know Colt
    Is a gay magazine?

    Tango is brilliant
    And funny, and odd
    He'll bunch up your panties
    Into a tight wad

    For settling fights
    You call on a Mod
    For pictures, call Dan
    The Photoshop God.

    Been typing for hours,
    From night until dawn
    Must go get some air now
    And mow my damn lawn
     
  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I am simply amazed...well done sir!
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    You are kind, my friend.:)
     
  4. Dillinger

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    Wow! That's pretty impressive. If you weren't a damn duck lover I would gush over it - but I am just going to leave it at that as we are sworn enemies now....

    JD
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    It will all be over soon, my friend.:D

    What's with the sig line?
     
  6. user4

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    Haha. Creative. I thought of one too, but then I realized I was rhyming "Tool" with "Stool" and decided mine was not so nice as yours. I really need to learn how to be funny NOT at someone else's expense.
     
  7. Benning Boy

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    Post, please. Maybe we get in Oprah's book club, get paid, take it on the road, put prose to music, tour with Ozzfest, turn to drugs, bottom out, get redemption, get a VH1 special.

    And it could all start here.:D
     
  8. Dillinger

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    It was so damn funny, I figured it was worth quoting for a week or so.
     
  9. user4

    user4 New Member

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    Nice sig, JD (and Benning). Such a high pedestal for me to fall from, sheesh!
     
  10. Benning Boy

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    I sense tension in your posts. The Duck is wearing on you, isn't he?
     
  11. Dillinger

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    Not really. It's Friday afternoon, I met all my deadlines for the week, and I am gearing down for the weekend....

    I had a verse I put in a similiar thread on another forum - I should see if I can find it....
     
  12. skullcrusher

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    Nice little poem, Benning. But, ponder once the flavor of vegan vs. vegetarian and I get labeled a cannibal? I suppose I see your point. :D
     
  13. Benning Boy

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    If I recall, there was also a thread (I think it was regarding professions) where you listed the many creative uses for Skulls.

    If I'm mistaken, my apologies.:D
     
  14. skullcrusher

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    Oh, that...:eek: Was that here? I thought that was on the Donner Forum. :eek:
     
  15. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    LMFAO. Well done, sir.:D