Second Annual Celebrity Roast

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Sep 8, 2010.

Who gets roasted?

Poll closed Sep 10, 2010.
  1. Cane

    2 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. Dillinger

    2 vote(s)
    6.1%
  3. SuprDave

    6 vote(s)
    18.2%
  4. Shihan

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
  5. NGIB

    8 vote(s)
    24.2%
  6. Benning Boy

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
  7. IGETEVEN

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
  8. FranciscoMV

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    If you're new, search for the first one.

    If you're a vet here, you know how this works. The winner of the poll will be roasted. That means this: we will all respond to a lame question using the style of the winner.

    Tango got roasted hard on the first one, and was supposed to choose the next victim, but never did.

    Poll will close tomorrow, the victim will be mocked on Friday, and will answer the gun questions of our old friend, Klaus.

    Fire it up!
     
  2. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    So where's the poll there BB???
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I guess it posted the thread while I was adding the poll. Strange.
     
  4. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    I voted for myself as I OWN Klaus!!!
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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  6. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    I don't think NGIB understands. We get to post as him to answer Klaus' questions... LOL

    Could be great fun. Going to be hard to top the Tango responses though.
     
  7. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    Oh, Mr Mod - Now I'm stupid & grumpy...
     
  8. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Wow, you got the grumpy goin on.....

    But J.D. is correct, we ALL will be answering as you.....
     
  9. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    *spitting out morning water* LOL!

    That was funny.

    I had forgotten about the grumpy part. I was just clarifiying that we ALL get to answer questions as you if you "win" the celebrity roast. Were you here for Tango's version? It was quite epic. :D
     
  10. NGIB

    NGIB New Member

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    It'll be pretty easy to be Jack.

    "Any question"

    Indeed.
     
  11. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Indubitably Indeed. :p


     
  12. Dillinger

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    I don't know, some of these could be pretty hard. Posting as Jack could use two or three key phrases, but it's hard to fake that level of awesome.

    Francisco?? I don't think any of us have the knife knowledge he has, not to mention he grew up on a working vineyard/wine making operation ( you can't fake that without being in short pants ). So outside of calling everyone Mate and being one hell of a nice guy, where do you go??

    Shihan? You would literally need to fill a bingo hopper with random pictures of everything under the sun ( most of which was either tied to a bug or something NSFW ) and then pull them out randomly to answer any post. Who has that kind of time or energy?!?! :eek:
     
  13. notdku

    notdku Administrator Staff Member

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    My vote tied it up. This should be fun.
     
  14. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    I voted Shihan

    Why you ask? Well because the replies don't have to be in context with the pertaining thread at all, the can push the very limits of forum decorum and almost any Google search of any topic will yield the right answer. :p
     
  15. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Thanks dog, thought you were a friend.;)
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  16. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper New Member

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  17. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    Don't feel slighted bro :( can you imagine everyone on the forum trying to emulate the breadth of internet vastness that is you in their replies? Man, I think the thread would be epic at the least :D
     
  18. cpttango30

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    Benning I am so glad you brought it back up. That thread was so dam funny.

    I picked NGIB.

    I wanted to pick jack but I really don't want to walk backwards with mirrors all around me for the rest of my life. Plus I may have done 8 years in the army but jack did that time in 3 days with what he did. You just can fill that level awesomeness.