Seagal vs. Norris vs. Van Damme

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jun 19, 2011.

Who's the greatest?

Poll closed Jun 24, 2011.
  1. Chuck Norris

    17 vote(s)
    73.9%
  2. Steven Seagal

    4 vote(s)
    17.4%
  3. Jean Claude Van Damme

    2 vote(s)
    8.7%
  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Join me as I pick these guys apart, to determine the greatest action star of modern times.

    I chose these three because they share a commonality in the paths of their lives.

    Let's look...
     
  2. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Merchandise.....

    The Van Damme watch looks pretty cool....
     

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  3. Benning Boy

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    I've tried both of these, not very good.....
     

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  4. Benning Boy

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    I can't figure out what he was thinking....
     

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  5. Benning Boy

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    All three had scandals.

    Norris was mild, an extramarital affair.

    Van Damme was accused of beating his ex.

    Seagal would take pages.

    I don't know how much of any of these is true, so we'll disqualify this category.
     
  6. Sniper03

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    I would start out by saying Chuck Norris YES!
    Van Damme ? EH!
    Seagal! In my opinion if you have ever met him in person? He is the most arrogant S-B you have ever met. In my entire life I do not believe I have ever met anyone that was so arrogant, sarcastic and stuck on himself as Seagal. And I have never met anyone that I immediately disliked without any prior contact. It takes less than 10 seconds listening to him to pick up on it. That is why as well as the Dixie Chicks, I will not listen to any of their music or watch any of Segal's movies now or in the future. What a piece of Cr---p!

    My vote is Chuck Norris without a doubt.
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  7. Benning Boy

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    I keep hearing the same thing from guys who met Seagal.

    J.D. was nicest about it, pretty much stayed empathetic and neutral, but what I keep hearing is that he's just not a real nice guy.
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    Who's a fighter?

    The Bruce Lee thing bothers me. Bruce is called the greatest martial artist ever, but never had a professional or amateur fight.

    Chuck was a champion point fighter. Granted, you took contact, alot of it, back in the day. But shot got in, ref stops everything.

    Van Damme was a full contact kickboxer. And he'll be fighting again in November.

    Seagal taught Silva a front kick, the first kick you learn at the Mc Dojo.
     
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    Joe Lewis, is a fighter.:D

    Could of been him in Way of the Dragon. What if?
     
  11. jca1

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    Norris in my mind is a real American hero type. The others....well.....I don't care for either of them really.
     
  12. Benning Boy

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    Norris got around, settled down, and kept a wife....
     

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  13. Benning Boy

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    Van Damme got one, lost her, got her back.....
     

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  14. Benning Boy

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    Seagal gave this up for the babysitter, and is currently on his fourth wife...
     

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  15. jca1

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    I wish VD and Segal would go fight in UFC.
     
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  17. ScottA

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    How many other people out there have a whole world of jokes extolling their toughness? C'mon, it has to be Chuck.
     
  18. towboater

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    Seagal's best movie is the one where he got sucked out of the airplane.
     
  19. JonM

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    the commonality is all three massively abused steroids.

    i vote for:

    CarrotTop

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  20. Benning Boy

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    Disagree.

    Van Damme, maybe.
     

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