Say it ain't so, Iceman

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Chuck is on the lineup for "Dancing With The Stars"?

    Tell me this is a bad joke.:eek:
     
  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    You know he'll win. Everyone else will be too afraid to compete.
     

  3. Benning Boy

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    Spitty, if this is true, this is the gayest moment in the history of man.

    A week ago, we were discussing his retirement fight.

    Now we can discuss his Salsa routine.

    Gay, gay, gay.:mad:
     
  4. Jo da Plumbr

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    What the he11 is he thinking.
    Maybe Chuck has been kicked in the head too many times:eek:
     
  5. spittinfire

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    I must agree....this is monument gay, possibly gayer then all of San Francisco!
     
  6. Benning Boy

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    I'm taking up a collection for plane fare for Dana White to talk him down from this.

    Plaese Chuck, don't do it.

    Gay, gay giddy gay gay.:mad::mad::mad:
     
  7. Dillinger

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    It's 100% TRUE and 100% confirmed. Why? I have no friggin idea. I suppose it's a way to stay in the public eye and continue to have hot chicks throw themselves at him, but really?! Dancing with the Stars?!?! :eek:

    Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad....
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    Ahhhhhh s**t!!!!! S**tty s**t s**t!!!

    WTF is this world coming to?

    By the stained undershorts of Crom, take me out of this world NOW!

    I'm completely devastated. There's no excuse.


    GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!!:mad:
     
  9. Jo da Plumbr

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    could be he's trying to get into acting.

    Still I've lost all respect.:mad:
     
  10. Benning Boy

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    IIRC, he's already done a couple of movies.

    Gay.
     
  11. IGETEVEN

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    Hell, my moneys on Donny Osmond. ;)

    Jack
     
  12. skullcrusher

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    Hey, guys, go easy on the Chuckster. I'm sure he wants to show his softer side. Show the world his versatility. Maybe use the show as a vehicle to come out of the closet?? :eek:

    Not the first bad decision he's ever made, but possibly the worst. I could see BJ doing this, but not Chuck.

    I'm gonna watch it. Anyone else?
     
  13. Benning Boy

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    Mike Goldberg here with Joe Rogan, and the arena is buzzing tonite about the long road from the Octagon to the dance floor!

    Joe: Right, Mike. Chuck Liddell has been refining his floor game at the Team Twinkle Toes Dance Academy in San Luis Obispo, and he says that his game is up 110%.

    Mike: Tonight's action is brought to you by Xyence Estrogen Plus. Try one of Xyence's new Pink Lady Shakes, great on the lips and slimming for your hips!

    Joe: Chuck looks warmed up and ready. He's launching into a pirohuette, to the strains of "It's Raining Men."

    Mike: Music is important, isn't it, Joe?


    Effin gay gay gay.:mad:
     
  14. skullcrusher

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    That's damn funny right there. You know you are gonna watch it. :p
     
  15. Jo da Plumbr

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    no no no no no no no no no no
     
  16. user4

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    It's a dark day in testosterone-ville. Someone burn a turtle neck in effigy.
     
  17. Benning Boy

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    Tell you what. If we all agree to call in and vote for him, I'll sign on for that. But I just can't do it. I can't watch a man who dominated a division be saucy and sassy. It's gay. Gay, gay, gay.

    I expect him to throw his partner in the air, walk away, and kiss Tito.

    Gas and a turtleneck.:mad::mad::mad:
     
  18. Troy Michalik

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    OK, this has GOT to be a double double top secret training regiment to psyche out his next opponent. The sight of him striding to the ring in a frilly shirt and yellow rubber underpants would totally unnerve anybody.
     
  19. Benning Boy

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    Rashad is not unnerved.:eek:
     
  20. NGIB

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    I find this seriously funny myself.

    Can we get odds on whether Chuck Norris will ever tryout for this show?