Satan and the Old Man

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dunerunner, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
    sitting in their pews talking . Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front
    of the church.
    Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling
    each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
    Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
    calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
    God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

    So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
    The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
    "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
    "Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
    "Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
    "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
    "Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony?"
    persisted Satan.
    "Yep," was the calm reply.
    "And you're still not afraid? Asked Satan.
    "Nope," said the old man..
    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
    The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

    I could see that ... ;)