Rosie O'Donut asked to leave Reno, Nevada

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by hkusp45, Apr 27, 2008.

  1. hkusp45

    hkusp45 New Member

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    Rosie O'Donnell has been asked to leave Reno Nevada after her trampolining escapades resulted in more than 100 aftershocks being recorded on the western edge of the city.

    Scientists had urged residents of northern Nevada's largest city to prepare for a bigger tremors should Rosie refuse to leave.

    Rosie, who arrived in the city Thursday with her trampoline, has caused wide spread damage with her jumping and the resulting tremors - which swept store shelves clean, cracked walls in homes and dislodged rocks on hillsides, but there were no reports of injuries or widespread major damage.

    A rockslide triggered by Rosie's Friday night's bouncing was blamed for causing a 125-foot breach in a wooden flume that carries water to one of two water treatment plants in Reno, a city of about 210,000.

    A backup pump was used to divert water to the plant, and the breach was not expected to cause any water shortages, said Aaron Kenneston, Washoe County emergency management officer.

    Mike Lentini of Reno said Friday night's 'bouncing' felt "like a big truck hit the building" and awakened his family.

    Jars of mayonnaise and bottles of ketchup and shampoo fell from shelves at a Wal-Mart store in northwest Reno. Overhead televisions swayed at a sports bar in neighboring Sparks, 11 miles east.

    "I am so sorry" said a tearful Rosie "I came to Reno to use my trampoline because I didn't want to cause problems in California - oh my - oh dear - I feel like such a silly bean" said the fat ass lesbian.

    Rosie has promised not to trampoline anywhere near the Western seaboard, nor use a pogo stick ever again.
     
  2. bkt

    bkt New Member

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    Trampolines must be banned. Do it for the children.
     

  3. gnoll

    gnoll New Member

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    it is funny and all but are you a homo phobe????? "the fat ass lesbian. "
    dude i love lesbians in fact i am one well good post
    hope you have more soon
     
  4. RevSee4

    RevSee4 New Member

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    I don't know why anyone give that goofy woman the time of day.

    ; {>
     
  5. gnoll

    gnoll New Member

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    OK that was
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    breath HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    breath dude i mean she like dont like gunz and stuff
     
  6. hkusp45

    hkusp45 New Member

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    No problem with lesbians as a whole, I guess my hatred of that disgusting fat body came through!
     
  7. GDS

    GDS New Member

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    If its for the children we might as well ban bicycles, swimming pools, rocks, sticks, cars, swings, chairs, ALL sports, stoves, refridgerators, trees, culvert pipes, tall buildings, wildlife, lawnmowers, adults, coins, food, ( breath) and GUNS. All of the above and many more inanimate objects/tools have killed or injured children.
    I tend to lien towards the thought process that the child had a problem with an inanimate object/tool because the adult responsible for that child was'nt doing what they should have been doing.

    Funny stuff hk--45
     
  8. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Hmmm- now lessee.... Fat, shrill, and stupid. That's quite a package Rosie has going for herself.
     
  9. h&k bigdaddydieseldan

    h&k bigdaddydieseldan New Member

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    hahahahahahahahaha that's some funny stuff I hate that stupid a** liberal idiot that doesn't belong in the USA :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
    DEPORT HER ASAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. fapprez

    fapprez New Member

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    If I won the lotto, I 'd buy her the world record largest pie just to get her to STFU! She is the perfect reason to varmint hunt. Commy Bitch.
     
  11. fxstchewy

    fxstchewy New Member

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    She is a idiot........