Root out terrorists in your nieghborhood.

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Jo da Plumbr, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    *WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY*


    Don't forget to mark your calendars.

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
     
  2. Shotgun Shooter

    Shotgun Shooter New Member

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    Hopefully I dont have to work. This would be fun to watch.

    S.S.
     

  3. Benning Boy

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    The sacrifices we make for our country.

    Oh well, if this is what it takes, I'm a patriot.

    Well done sir. Well done.:D
     
  4. IGETEVEN

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    I need a damn flier or something to give to the new neighbor that moved in down the block. She walks her dog every morning with a skimpy workout top and short workout shorts and she looks patriotic. I seriously doubt there are any terrorists in my neighborhood, but one can never be to careful. ;)

    Jack
     
  5. RL357Mag

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    If you saw some of the spandex-clad cow's in my town, you would convert....:eek:
     
  6. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Now this is something every red blooded American should be involved in.

    I'd also suggest barbecued spareribs to go with that beer.
     
  7. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    You may need to bring extra beer! :eek:
     
  8. RL357Mag

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    Or one of those "carnival" mirrors that makes everything look skinny...
     
  9. OC357

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    That does it.......I am taking next Saturday off......:D

    OC
     
  10. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    If I walked naked around them they would all just drop over dead from either laughing or from frieght
     
  11. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Sacrifices, don't forget to wear your hat and boots!!
     
  12. Samples.32

    Samples.32 New Member

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    You forgot to mention that the women need to be walking into all the gas stations :p
     
  13. Dillinger

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    I like your thinking. Naked patriotic chicks, some pork ribs on the BBQ and a few cold ones is a PERFECT operation for rooting out some terrorists....

    JD
     
  14. AsmelEduardo

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    Please... send me photos...
    It's sad that I can't be there and support you guys :(. But always will be cameras around! so, please spread the pics... that way the other extremists around the globe will learn a lesson and will know what would happen to them if they dare to put a feet in America.
     
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  15. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    If we can actually pull this off, I'll ship you down some spareribs. But, you're on your own for the babes. ;)
     
  16. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    And 7-eleven's! [​IMG]
     
  17. Jo da Plumbr

    Jo da Plumbr New Member

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    And they should take taxis to get there.
     
  18. JohnnyLoco

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASjH7X-jAY4]YouTube - Public Enemy - Don't Believe The Hype: Edited Master[/ame]

    Muslims are worse than liberals when it comes to being a hypocrite. I've seen them drunk and in the worst whorehouses the world has to offer.

    The only thing that will save America is when Thugs, Rednecks, and Spics (Americans) unite to root them out and take our country back. Our blood is all red...I've seen it with my own eyes and had it all over me.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-WTqACq3Eo&feature=related[/ame]

    Guess what? The Muslims ain't our worst enemy. Those socialist who lack soul, and religion are!!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infidel

    WAKE UP AMERICA...VOTE!!
     
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  19. Gojubrian

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    There's more people around here I DON'T want to see naked than I would like to. EeeeGGGhhhh!!! :eek:
     
  20. layton

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    And dont forget the pork and to eat with your left hand:D


    Layton