Do you know why a generation of young men wear nail polish and cry? Because at some point, folk heroes went out of vogue. Like the big black guy who laid train track, or the big white guy with the blue ox. We need a hero, and if there isn't one out there today, we'll just have to create one. Do it for the kids. One rule. These must be original. No taking a Norrisism and substituting J.D.'s name. I bet this runs 10 posts, and I'll probably have five of those, but it's just been so gloomy lately, I have to try. And he's off.