Ribbons

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by IGETEVEN, Nov 25, 2009.

  1. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

    The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.

    "Yeah right!" she says.

    A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.

    Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.....

    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

    The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.

    Amazingly, it also works on him!

    The woman sleeps soundly.

    The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.

    He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, 'I don't know where we were... Or what we did ..... But, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place! :D

    Jack
     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    That's exactly why I stopped drinking. ;)
     

  3. flyingbrickracing

    flyingbrickracing New Member

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF0agmxvKgQ]YouTube - drunk scotsman[/ame]
    :D
     
  4. Ubergopher

    Ubergopher New Member

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    Quitters never prosper.
     
  5. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    LOL, thanks for the laugh!
     
  6. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    That's......Going out in the next e-mail!!! Thanks Jack!!
     
  7. ItsmeShane

    ItsmeShane New Member

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    HAHA that was great. a good laugh.
     
  8. Dzscubie

    Dzscubie New Member

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    Ummmmm, anyone know what a green ribbon means? I mean I'm just asking, not like I've ever seen one before or anything you know...... And I don't snore just ask my wife.

    ; )
     
  9. UnderFire

    UnderFire New Member

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    That's funny, I almost sprayed 7Up on my computer monitor. :D:D