Resolutions

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Mercator, Dec 25, 2013.

  1. Mercator

    Mercator Active Member

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    I resolve not to use the following post props...

    5. As I stated previously. Problem: Sounds puff.
    4. Your mileage may vary. Problem: It always does.
    3. In the end, it's up to you. Problem: It always is.
    2. To say this you must be that. Problem: Presumption fails.
    1. You will thank me later. Problem: Let the person decide.
     
  2. gr8oldguy

    gr8oldguy New Member

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    I'm old enough to know that any resolution I make at midnight on January 1st will be broken by 3 seconds after midnight on January 1st. Therefore, I resolve to make no resolutions. Happy new year to all.
     

  3. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I resolve to be a better person , more understanding , just more betterer..,!:)
     
  4. AR10

    AR10 New Member

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    I will try to buy fewer Glocks in 2014.
     
  5. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    How about buying German guns this year.:cool:
     
  6. DrFootball

    DrFootball disappointed & disgusted, But DETERMINED... Lifetime Supporter

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    OK,..I'd Love to when H&K drops their prices a bit! I'd Like about 4 of em,..But I want them to Bring Back the H&K P4 Convertible,..and I want a P7-13 Squeeze Cocker...
     
  7. kfox75

    kfox75 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    My resolutions will all be broken within 12 hours of me making them, so I will set my standards really low this year. i resolve to:

    1. gain weight
    2. smoke, drink, and swear more.
    3. Be more of an azzhole in 2014
    4. loose control of my diabeties so I wind up blind, legless, and dialysis by february.
    and 5. blow all of my income on worthless crap so i will be stuck in NY until i die.
    ;)

    Seriously, i only have one this year. i will have somewhere to move to in eastern Ohio or western PA before the end of the school year. i wan't to pull out of my driveway for the last time the morning after commencement at the local high school. the only reason i will wait that long is that my daughter is in the band, and has to play Pomp and Circumstance during the ceremony.

    the only way that will change is if my wife gets a better job offer in one of the districts she has applied in. If a better job comes up, she has already decided she will take it ASAP, and if need be, I will come home with our daughter during the week, and we will both spend the weekends with my wife until the end of the school year. this will depend on how much time is left, less than 2 months, she will finish up here. More than that, Move ASAP.
     
  8. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    I resolve to make more mistakes in 2014!

    That means I'm stepping out of my comfort zone and attempting more than last year, instead of wallowing in the bottom of my rut!
     
  9. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    They say that we learn by our mistakes...! I must be a genius...! :D
     
  10. John_Deer

    John_Deer New Member

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    I have so many lessons from the school of hard knocks I should have a doctorate by now.
     
  11. John_Deer

    John_Deer New Member

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    I resolve to eat all the blueberries that were in the bottom of the moonshine before 2014.
     
  12. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Same as last year. As long as there is a libturd POTUS I resolve that all major puchases will be firearms or firearms related.
     
  13. chloeshooter

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    I resolve to be actively involved in getting the Governor and Senator from my state (Mark Dayton and Al Franken) thrown out of office by any legal means** necessary in November of 2014. I don't mean just vote - I mean do all I can to insure others vote accordingly. I am tired of these libtard clowns as they are very bad for my state and my country!

    **even though Franken committed voter fraud, I'll play by the rules
     
  14. Mercator

    Mercator Active Member

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    You go. I don't have the option, because last year the Republican "shoo-in" senatorial prospect stuck his hind foot in his mouth and mused about "legitimate rape". Result: a Democrat Sen for 6 years.
    I resolve to worry less about stuff like that and watch more hockey!
     
  15. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    my resolution is to support my Texas Rangers more passionately so they make it to the World Series again!:D
     
  16. Steel_Talon

    Steel_Talon New Member

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    I resolve to get my azz through 2014 relatively unscathed, happy, and satisfied. So I can do it again the following year:)
     
  17. JonM

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    I shall endeavor to clean my ar15's and scar17 thus year. I didn't clean them last year. Don't think I cleaned my bcm the year before that either....

    According to some my bcm should have exploded into bits by now....
     
  18. rurak

    rurak New Member

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    I really wanna lose some weight but my #1 resolution is to be a bettet father and husband. Spend more time with them and focus on what matters!!
     
  19. primer1

    primer1 Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Resolutions? Ok, I'll play.

    1. Quit wasting my time on firearmstalk.com

    2. Quit trolling just to get peoples attention like the above.

    3. Run twice a week on average for the entire year. Length of run will hopefully increase to at least 100 yards per workout. :p

    4. Keep my weight under 180 lbs. Should be easy if I stick with no. 3
     
  20. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    i need to make a resolution that i will buy more guns and ammo this coming year than i did this year!:p