Repopulation

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    You and your BOB have made it.

    While the Terminator droids made the mistake of shooting Spitty, causing him to explode, and showering themselves in Spitty fluids, thereby sealing their oxidized fate, things are grim.

    You are the last human alive.

    Or so you thought.

    You stumble under a tree, catching your breath, when a figure approaches.

    The person that you will have to repopulate the planet with.

    And that survivor is......:D
     
  2. CA357

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    Nancy Pelosi. :eek:
     

  3. Benning Boy

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    You know, there was a time when I held you in the highest esteem. I mean "shirt off my back, my last dollar" esteem.:(
     
  4. NGIB

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    I'd have to go with Gabby Reece - we'd make some tall babies...
     
  5. CA357

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    Be honest. You know you want her.
     
  6. NGIB

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    I'd remove my man-parts with a broken beer bottle first...
     
  7. opaww

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    After a while beling alone with no female, even Pisoly I mean Pelosi would start to look good...NOT
     
  8. Benning Boy

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    Okay, I just spit the Dew....

    S#!t, I can't even type straight!

    Wow. Just wow.
     
  9. Shihan

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  10. Benning Boy

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    I don't know.

    If you squint, through canvas, on a TSA scanning screen, while drunk, with some of Spitty's metal in your eye......

    Nah, give me the broken bottle.
     
  11. CA357

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    Oh Dammit! You mean I have to repopulate the human race with her? OMG!!!

    No, no, no!!! I thought you meant that you had to do the deed.
     
  12. robocop10mm

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    If you are going to repopulate the earth, you would have to have a partner that is young enough to still have viable eggs and healthy enough to actually live through a pregnancy/childbirth.
     
  13. Troy Michalik

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    OK, so in the "shtf time to choose" thread from last month, my partner was going to be Mrs. Smith. She's hot, she can shoot, she looks good in a LBD, and she can drive the HELL out of a mini-van.

    So there you go.......
     

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  14. Benning Boy

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    Thanks.Just when we were getting to Raquel Welch, the Giant of Cold Logic kills the thread with facts.:mad:
     
  15. Benning Boy

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    Has this already been done? I missed it.
     
  16. Dillinger

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    I would think if repopulation was the primary concern, I would have to go with the OctoMom or Kate Goslin. Get the most out of the effort, you know. ;)
     
  17. NGIB

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    Here's a mental picture for you:

    Tango & Rosie O'Donnell
     
  18. Troy Michalik

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    Last month in the survival forum, the SHTF scenario was you got to choose three weapons, a vehicle and a partner. And yeah, looking back I guess you missed out on it.


    And JD....... ewwwwww!
     
  19. Benning Boy

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    In the old school Conan O'Brians, they had a gag called "If They Mated", where they took pics of two celebrities, and morphed them into one picture.

    Brilliant, but frightening.:eek:
     
  20. Benning Boy

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    Repopulation is code..... choose again.:D