Renaming Guns With Gello

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Fictional guns requiring expert marketing names.

    Our first is a machine pistol, built on a frame made from hemp resin, with a 420 round drum.

    Submit your offering....
     
  2. NitroxAZ

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    The Full Auto Blotto with Blazer ammo.
     

  3. Gatekeeper

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    The larger water-cooled version would have to be the Hydroponic 420:cool:
     
  4. orangello

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    The Cannabis Cannon! :p
    The Hemp Howitzer!
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I just spit DMD everywhere!:D

    Loaded with underpowered rounds: The Subsonic Chronic
     
  6. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Okay, Sterling in the newly invented .69 caliber, with rainbow finish and nubby latex grips.

    Whatcha got?
     
  7. canebrake

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    The THC Compensator.
     
  8. NitroxAZ

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    The Judy Garland model with "Tickler" grips for your pleasure.
     
  9. orangello

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    Don't forget the easy-grip "ribbed" slide.
     
  10. Gatekeeper

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    Sterling PLPR (Pre-Lubed Pocket Rocket)
     
  11. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Ding ding ding! Winnah!

    Okay, "assault rifle" made entirely from pork products. GO!
     
  12. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    The "Smoke 'em"
     
  13. orangello

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    Uncle Porky's Bacon Blaster.
    The Porcine Persuader.
    The Non-Halal Hammer. :rolleyes:
     
  14. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    You know, I pull stuff out of the air, then as a second thought, I google it. And sure enough.....
     

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  15. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    ^^^ Even a near miss could seriously mess up your cholesterol num and leave you out of breath and thirsty.
     
  16. Mack Bolan

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    I want to see Adam Dunn finish 3 of these in an hour......
     
  17. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    Fictional? I donno... Doing some research, looks like the military was testing similar designs...

    "The AR-Four-Two-0, Developed by Armalite under the supervision of Eugene Stoner as a lighter alternative the the larger M-16. Little is known about about the project. Although tests looked promising, For unknown reasons during the Clinton administration, interest declined, records were lost, and further plans for the AR-Four-Two-0 went "up in smoke."

    I couldnt find much on the second one... All I could find was the description "Sterling Model 69 with Improved Handling Grip System" The weapon is still in the testing phase and the militarys official comment is: "This weapon is classified with a strict "Dont Ask, Dont Tell policy."

    Still doing the research on the other one...... :p
     
    Last edited: Jul 8, 2011
  18. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    I donno.... The M1 Carb-swine?.... :p
     
  19. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Aww yeah, winner right here.....:cool:
     
  20. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Okay, sub machine gun built by the folks at Tampax. Name it, GO!