Real Men Only Need Apply.....

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I propose a challenge.

    I will spell it out after I recieve applications from real men.

    I'm doing it this way to see how many apps I get, and then how quickly it whittles down.

    This is not a bit, not a joke, and is potentially dangerous.

    Express an interest. If you're a real man, that is.....
     
  2. dog2000tj

    dog2000tj New Member

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    I'm in, It's Benning ..... what could possibly go wrong? :rolleyes:
     

  3. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    I'll try the ride to see where this goes. (Even with my physical handicaps).
     
  4. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I bet benny can't pass his own tests! I'm in.
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Three posts, one PM.

    If evil be the food of real men, there aren't many demons around here.:p
     
  6. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Always up for a challenge.
     
  7. Poink88

    Poink88 New Member

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    It really depends on how you define real men. Obviously, some are more daring than others, nothing wrong with that but is it the true measure? Some are smart and a few don't need to prove themselves to anyone (or can be the excuse for those who don't know who/what they are LOL). ;)

    The true measure of a man is not how he sees himself rather what his woman/family thinks of him. (can't remember by whom)
     
  8. Troy Michalik

    Troy Michalik Is it Friday yet? Supporter

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    Alright lunger. . . . let's do it. - - Johnny Ringo
     
  9. amoroque

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  10. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Let's thin it down.

    I propose at the conclusion of Francisco's Bushcraft Challenge, one week in the woodline.

    No cell phones, A backpack loaded with whatever you think you'll need for a week.

    I'm projecting out for what I think will be the wrap up date for the class, and submitting vacation today.

    Who will challenge me?
     
  11. dog2000tj

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    So you need some buddies to go on a camping trip? :p Depends on when but I'd be in for it, haven't had a good trip for about 3-4yrs now :(
     
  12. Dillinger

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    Is this a group get together thing? Or is it a bunch of solo assignments in our native areas??

    Because I can see this discussion over dinner going well. :eek: "Yes honey, it's another thing we are doing for the forum. Yes, you are right, I have been involved in a lot of crazy stuff like this lately. No, it's not like the bank robbery dry run game" LOL

    Mrs. JD loves to sleep under the stars. All five of them. :cool:
     
  13. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    JD, with my wife it would go something like this.

    Mrs. Spitty with a puzzled look on her face says, "you want to take a week off work to live in the treeline, behind the field 1/2 a mile down the road? Are you out of your mind?!!? NO!!! You can't take the dog. That is the dumbest thing you've come up with in a long time. Oh it's from the gun forum??!! I should have known with that bunch of wackjobs!"

    It would get ugly after that.
     
  14. cpttango30

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    I have a line of woods right behind my house can I use these?

    I have to had a toilet handy you know why......
     
  15. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Do you have a specific date of projected onset and conclusion? I am currently waiting for the date and time I have to take a "Category Z" flight.
     
  16. saviorslegacy

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    I'll try the ride to see where this goes. (Even with my mental handicaps).
     
  17. falseharmonix

    falseharmonix New Member

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    School just started up, which means False is about to start working again....

    Do we know when this test will take place? I'd like to prove my man-card exists, but a real man also brings home the bacon and pays the bills on time....
     
  18. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Gentlemen.

    Handle your personal responsibilities. I'm not suggesting that anyone here say "Eff my job, I'm doing this for the forum."

    If you can manage it, do it.

    Look, I never wanted to be the fat slob at the bar, watching a boxing match, and saying "I could take that guy." I'd rather be the fat slob who gets a license, gets the gig, and get's my azz whipped trying it.

    Which would you respect more?

    I intend to do this the last week of November. I'm hitting the woodline, and spending 5 days with nature. I'll eat snakes, I'll build a fire. I'll stumble onto a meth lab, and go all Seagal. I'll break a bone, and splint it till I can hobble out of the woods.

    This is NOT the craziest thing ever to be done, it's small fries.

    Which Nancy boy here can do the same?
     
  19. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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    I live in Arkansas. I do this every day.
     
  20. Benning Boy

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    Benny's Arkansas story.....

    I go down to see a friend, and get to the Greyhound station in Little Rock. I have a couple hours till my bus to a smaller town, so I'll walk around a bit. I head to the door, an old black lady behind the counter says, "Where you goin, sugar?"

    "Never been here, gonna look around."

    "Just don't cross the bridge."

    I'm confuse. "Why not?"

    "Cuz that's NORTH Little Rock."

    "So?"

    "That's the THUNDER ZONE!!"

    "Much obliged."

    So I step out, and of course, cross the bridge. Bad move.

    I'm glad I looked like a cop.