Rabid Monkeys vs. Ninjas

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Trez, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. Rabid Monkeys

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  2. Ninjas

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  1. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    rabid monkeys vs. ninjas. no weapons. who would win?
     
  2. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    rabid monkies win if the fight goes at least 30 days...
     

  3. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Rabid monkeys. Hands down.
     
  4. partdeux

    partdeux Well-Known Member

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    doesn't matter, just make sure you have the right ammo
    zombie ammo
     
  5. Gordo323

    Gordo323 New Member

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    I've never heard of rabid monkeys before :confused:

    I've seen rabids and monkeys, but I didn't know they could breed. :D

    Sorry! Ninjas win!
     
  6. nhsuper44

    nhsuper44 New Member

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    Ninjas are way cooler !!
     
  7. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    I can see it now....

    Ninja's show the monkeys bananas, and
    the monkeys show the ninjas malls.

    Either way, I still pay more in taxes.
     
  8. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Are You Smart Enough to Fight a Monkey?

    Ask THIS poor bastard and get back to me. :eek:

    I have NEVER heard of a Ninja ripping a set of balls off or eating a man's buttocks off his still screaming body!!!

    *shudders*

    Monkeys, Chimps and Apes > Ninjas, Malls and Small Arms.

    JD
     
  9. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Thanks, now I can do is sing Cher's Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves and change the words to Monkeys, Chimps and Apes.
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWeezUxIzaE]Cher - Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves - YouTube[/ame]
     
  10. Trez

    Trez Well-Known Member

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    I didnt say rabbit monkeys!:p (that would truly be terrible sight) Rabid as in having rabies...;)
     
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  11. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    What kind of monkey and what stage of rabies?

    If we are talking baboons in the clutches of mild dementia but before their coordination starts to go, my money is TOTALLY on the rabid baboons.
     
  12. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    I'll go with the monkeys. Why, you may ask.
    OK, I'll tell you.


    1 Ninjas are trained to think linearly. Monkeys just go berserk.
    2 Ninjas live by a code. Monkeys just go berserk.
    3 Ninjas wear pajamas. Monkeys be nekkid. Watch out.
    4 Ninjas throw stars. Monkeys fling poop. Nuff said. :eek:
     
  13. Gordo323

    Gordo323 New Member

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    Well don't matter now as I am listening to Cher singing Gypsys, Rabids and Monkeys!

    Thank's Shi!
     
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  14. WDbeej

    WDbeej New Member

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    I think something in my head just popped
     
  15. Gordo323

    Gordo323 New Member

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    Are you a ninja? Recently bitten by a rabid monkey? :confused:
     
  16. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Hit by flying poo? Verrry clever, those monkeys. Hee hee. :D
     
  17. Boyerracing343

    Boyerracing343 New Member Supporter

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    Im going to go with the ninja's, but it was a close one.
     
  18. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Oh no, you gotta give a reason.
     
  19. CHLChris

    CHLChris New Member

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    It just goes to show that you should never bring a ninja to a monkey fight!

    I also think the rabids would breed so fast the ninjas could never catch up!
     
  20. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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