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Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Trez, Nov 10, 2011.
rabid monkeys vs. ninjas. no weapons. who would win?
rabid monkies win if the fight goes at least 30 days...
Rabid monkeys. Hands down.
doesn't matter, just make sure you have the right ammo
I've never heard of rabid monkeys before
I've seen rabids and monkeys, but I didn't know they could breed.
Sorry! Ninjas win!
Ninjas are way cooler !!
I can see it now....
Ninja's show the monkeys bananas, and
the monkeys show the ninjas malls.
Either way, I still pay more in taxes.
Are You Smart Enough to Fight a Monkey?
Ask THIS poor bastard and get back to me.
I have NEVER heard of a Ninja ripping a set of balls off or eating a man's buttocks off his still screaming body!!!
Monkeys, Chimps and Apes > Ninjas, Malls and Small Arms.
Thanks, now I can do is sing Cher's Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves and change the words to Monkeys, Chimps and Apes.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWeezUxIzaE]Cher - Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves - YouTube[/ame]
I didnt say rabbit monkeys! (that would truly be terrible sight) Rabid as in having rabies...
What kind of monkey and what stage of rabies?
If we are talking baboons in the clutches of mild dementia but before their coordination starts to go, my money is TOTALLY on the rabid baboons.
I'll go with the monkeys. Why, you may ask.
OK, I'll tell you.
1 Ninjas are trained to think linearly. Monkeys just go berserk.
2 Ninjas live by a code. Monkeys just go berserk.
3 Ninjas wear pajamas. Monkeys be nekkid. Watch out.
4 Ninjas throw stars. Monkeys fling poop. Nuff said.
Well don't matter now as I am listening to Cher singing Gypsys, Rabids and Monkeys!
I think something in my head just popped
Are you a ninja? Recently bitten by a rabid monkey?
Hit by flying poo? Verrry clever, those monkeys. Hee hee.
Im going to go with the ninja's, but it was a close one.
Oh no, you gotta give a reason.
It just goes to show that you should never bring a ninja to a monkey fight!
I also think the rabids would breed so fast the ninjas could never catch up!
Rabid monkeys would win.