Proof- Gene Pool needs a lifeguard

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by c3shooter, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Another bit of reality from notalwaysright.com. Each day, they publish a few small slices 'o life from those that deal directly with the public. Waiters, cashiers, help line staff, or people like her-

    Hotel | Pennsylvania. USA
    Me: “Good evening, guest services. This is ***, how my I assist you?”

    Guest: “This is absolutely ridiculous! You need to get someone up here right now! This God d*** microwave in my room isn’t working! You had better fix this immediately!”

    (Note: our hotel does not have microwaves in guest rooms unless the person is a VIP or if they request one in advance.)

    Me: “I am so sorry, Mr. ***. I can certainly have someone come take a look at it right away. If I may ask, did housekeeping bring this microwave to your room?”

    Guest: “No! It’s the microwave that is in the room! My nachos have been in this d*** thing for over 20 minutes and they’re not even hot yet!”

    Me: “I see, sir. Can you tell me where it’s located in your room?”

    Guest: “It’s the one that’s right under the television! I want my nachos and you better figure this out now!”

    Me: “Sir, is this microwave an off-white color with a keypad on the right of it?”

    Guest: “Yes!”

    Me: “There’s not a little window like a normal microwave would have, is there? It’s just a little digital display screen, right?”

    Guest: “That’s exactly it. It only displays how long I set the time for! I want my nachos 20 minutes ago. Can you get someone up here immediately?! This is absurd!”

    Me: “Again, sir, I apologize that your nachos are not hot. However, I believe I’ve figured out what the problem is. The device you’re placing your nachos in is actually your safe.”

    Guest: “Oh…oh my God. I’m so f***ing stupid!”

    (He actually called back down later and apologized.)
     
  2. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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  3. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper New Member

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    Sheesh.............:p
     

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  4. Mema

    Mema New Member

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    Great way to start the morning.
     
  5. canebrake

    canebrake New Member

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    Well at least he was practicing 'safe' nachos. :eek: