Powerful Liquid

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by opaww, Oct 27, 2010.

  1. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

    A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

    The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine."

    The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

    The little boy replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"
     
  2. amoroque

    amoroque New Member

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    Thats a good one Opaww! Thanks for the hump day laugh!
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Funny!! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!