Police Do Care

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by AcidFlashGordon, Jan 30, 2010.

  1. AcidFlashGordon

    AcidFlashGordon New Member

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    The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

    The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

    He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap on male appendage , purple lipstick and an Obama for President in 2008 T Shirt.

    He also had a cucumber stuck in his rectum.

    The police removed the Obama T-Shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

    In spite of what we may think, the Police do care. [​IMG]
     
  2. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    LAMO!!! Strap on male appendage was the best line.
     

  3. TXnorton

    TXnorton New Member

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    Quick, we need to do a roll call to see if any of Obama's cabinet or advisors are AWOL.
     
  4. suprdave

    suprdave New Member

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  5. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    Damn, I hope they touched up his lipstick too!! Oh! The embarrassment of a smear!! :eek:

    Jack