Plug Your Product!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by AusLach, May 12, 2011.

  1. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    DISCLAIMER: Is you've got an actual product you wish to sell, feel free to sign up as a Vendor and post your wares in the *Vendor's Display* We'd be more than happy to have you. If you want to make something up to poke fun at the absolute absurdity of some of the real-life products out there, post here.




    Sick of overly simple scope reticles not impressing the guys at the range? Does the fact that you can see too much bullseye through your scope psyche you out?

    Here's the answer!
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    The new 'PlazaPolicePro' (PPP) scope from walmartsecuritywarehouse.com will cure all of your worries!

    Utilising our new patent pending 'PeripheralSightKilla' (PSK) reticle;
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    the PPP PSK will provide you and your recce team with the ultimate in long-range capabilities. Any old 'experts' at the range tell you you need a full-bore round out of a custom bolt gun to be accurate at the mile and beyond? Prove them wrong by bolting this to your standard M-4 lookalike!

    It's 1-70x25mm capabilities will allow you to spot those pesky Armenians who are out to get you with their rocket launchers! A light-weight design means that you can duct-tape many more trauma plates to your chest than your team mates and acres of rail space allow for quick attachment of lasers, lights, bayonets, and more; even other scopes! Genuine Japanese cellophane means if a lens is broken during a mobile assault on the pin-ball machines, you can easily replace it from our cost optional lens sheath which attaches direct to your Molle pack!

    An innovation in magnification technology allows for full 1-70x zoom range with a critical eye-relief of just 12 microns! As a special offer to online customers only, we will also ensure that Weatherby eyebrow is included after purchase!

    Visit our site at walmartsecuritywarehouse.com today for super specials on our PPP PSK scope. Huge markdowns due to a Government over-order has led to prices being slashed to only $2399 per unit.

    Get what SEAL Team 6 wants now!
     
    Last edited: May 12, 2011
  2. lonyaeger

    lonyaeger New Member

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    $2399? Walmart? Oxymoron?
     

  3. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    Just because it's for security officers who work at Walmart doesn't mean you buy it from there, duh :rolleyes:









    :p:D
     
  4. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Geez, that's a really tacticool set up. I'm sure it's been thoroughly tested by the finest retail security operators.
     
  5. stalkingbear

    stalkingbear Active Member

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    I want 1. The wife said as soon as I replace the muffler bearing in her van I can have it.
     
  6. user4

    user4 New Member

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    For the record, NOBODY plug your own stuff or personal pet sites. Only vendors can do this and only in their appropriate areas. Don't let the title confuse you
     
  7. mrm14

    mrm14 Active Member

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    Is that the chrome reverse muffler bearing with the vasaline greese zerks?:D
     
  8. mrm14

    mrm14 Active Member

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    Kind of reminds me of this one.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVW5-F242Yo]YouTube - Counter Sniper Review[/ame]
     
  9. AusLach

    AusLach New Member

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    Yeah sorry :eek:

    See edit ^^^^^
     
  10. freefall

    freefall New Member

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    Jeez, when I become a fully certified Retail Security Operator I hope to be able to purchase such a tacticool scope (hopefully with Somebody Else's Money) and will then review it for my fellow Professionals.:p