Paying Tribute

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    True story.

    As a kid, I suffered, as many do, with very low self esteem.

    I knew I'd never get a girl, or a job, and I'd be 40 and living in a basement. I was extremely depressed.

    Teen years didn't help. I liked Sci Fi, geeky stuff. I was never going to be popular.

    Then I saw it. I'm flipping through channels, and there was the key to success.

    Pro Wrestling.

    Every bad guy had the same deal, an ego so large it eclipsed the sun. Guys like The Magnificent Muraco, Rowdy Roddy Piper, spent most of the hour talking about how great they were, my polar opposites, and the guys I needed to be.

    Over the summer, I studied them, lifted weights in the basement, and BELIEVED all the B.S. I was spouting. When school started, I was adored, my acne cleared up, and I got popular.

    So anyway, what that means to you losers is I'm going to spend this thread talking about how awesome I am.

    I'm paying tribute to Benning Boy.:D;)
     
  2. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    His hair's not long or gold

    He's not like other guys

    He shaves it off, so bold

    He's got Robert Downey eyes

    And he'll poll you

    Or console you

    He will post and then cajole you

    He's a demon

    And he knows how to get girlies really steamin

    Half the Forum thinks he likes guys

    He's got, Robert Downey eyes......
     

  3. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Another vane attempt to pad your post count?

    Go ahead Benning........Tell us all about it!! :D
     
  4. danf_fl

    danf_fl Retired Supporter

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    Kim Carnes can relax now. She no longer has to shoulder the onus of having the only lyrics to that tune.

    To BB!
     
  5. amoroque

    amoroque New Member

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    "Ohhhhh Yeaaah, I'm gonna put you in a hurt blanket"
     

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  6. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Stole my thunder on that one.

    TO Benning Boy!!!
     
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    Whaaaaaaaaaattttttaaa rushhhh!!! :d
     

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  8. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    Oooh, massage my ego a little to the left.:p

    And to you tallywhackers that don't like it, I'll see you September 5th at the Civic center!!:eek:
     
  9. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I have friends in the entertainment industry.

    Young M.C. and Benning at Taco Bell:

    BB: So where's the career, man?

    Young: I need something new. Beatboxing is out, making funny noises with your mouth. That's why I called, man. I need something new, and you're creative.

    BB: let's one rip

    Young: Genius! Thanks man!

    Funky "Bust a move" intro....


    You're on there sittin
    Brow is knittin
    All bound up
    Like fingers in a mitten

    Wish you'd get it out
    So you could leave the throne
    Cuz you're sittin on a toilet all alone

    Your legs start shakin
    Turd is fakin
    Gettin all mad
    About the time it's takin

    Gettin all angry but the point is moot
    So don't just sit there, Bust A Toot!
     
  10. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    John Holmes unbuttons for his next scene.

    Cut! Body double!

    Benny crushes out a cigarette and leaves his chair....
     
  11. Franciscomv

    Franciscomv New Member

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    Wow! I bet that hurt, BB. :eek:
     
  12. Gatekeeper

    Gatekeeper New Member

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    Found the promo pic :p
     

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  13. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Benny, didn't I kick your ass in the 9th grade?