The new "Patriot Micro Chip Implant" lets terrorists speak to God. The Patriot Micro Chip Implant is intended to be implanted in terrorists. Specifically in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the one implanted to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: The exact size of the implant will be selected by a highly skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects such as nausea and headaches are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.