Pasture Pool Update for 2009

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by gorknoids, Jan 13, 2009.

  1. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    NEW GOLF TERMS FOR YOUR NEXT ROUND:

    A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

    A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

    A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

    A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

    An 'Elephant ***' - it's high and it stinks.

    A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

    An 'O. J. Simpson' - got away with one.

    A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

    A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.

    A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

    A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.

    A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far right.

    A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way too far left.

    A 'Barbara Streisand' - ugly, but still working.

    A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

    A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out .

    A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

    A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

    A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank.

    A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole
     
  2. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    LOL, loved the James Joyce!:D
     

  3. hillbilly68

    hillbilly68 New Member

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    OMG those made me howl too funny made me long for good weather so I can get back out after it
     
  4. gorknoids

    gorknoids New Member

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    I haven't played since August when they diagnosed a torn rotator cuff. Just had the surgery this AM, so I'm sure that the next time I play I'll hit every one of those!
     
  5. CCW357

    CCW357 New Member

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    Great ones, Im sure I will use a few of them when I play on Thursday :)