Oven Baked 1911

Discussion in '1911 Forum' started by JonM, Jan 1, 2011.

  1. JonM

    JonM Moderator

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    while surfing randomly on google looking up 1911 trivia i found this gem listed in the search results. it fully falls in the WTF?!??!?!?!! category. it is a forum posting:

     
  2. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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  3. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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  4. c3shooter

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    Funny- I do not recall coating your 1911A1 with Vaseline and then baking it for 4 hrs as being in the -10 manual. Must have missed that. :rolleyes:

    Someone should tell him the only way to get the orangey stuff off is to put the pistol in a concrete mixer with a 5 gallon bucket of gravel, and tumble for 4 hours. :cool:

    Not to be an elitist, but there ARE some people too damned dumb to OWN a gun.
     
  5. DrumJunkie

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    I always cook my Vaseline 1911's at 300 and then sprinkle with a little cyan pepper kick it up a notch..Say it Emril....BAM!

    Man I never heard of baking any petrol stuff on any machine with moving parts. What's it supposed to do?
     
  6. jca1

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    Can't you read? It's supposed to turn it into an orange fingernail sharpener:p
     
  7. DrumJunkie

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    My bad..I really should pay attention :eek:
     
  8. HOSSFLY

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    That "thing" turned into about 6 pages at that natzi run firing line fourm :rolleyes:
     
  9. c3shooter

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    7 pages so far over there (like a bad car wreck- you just HAFTA look!) Post I liked best was the .45 talking-

    "Oooh, the new guy's getting me out! We're going to practice! Can't wait!...

    ...what's that? Vaseline? Why? Wait... that's not a gun safe... AAAAHHHH!!!"

    (half day later)

    "....kill....me.... (extends shaky hand) <surely he's taking me to get help...>cough<... got..to..hold..on...>

    (dunks in brake cleaner)

    "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Bralggg..ggllabbble..aaaah! I'm rusting! Brrrrblagl..I'm rusting!!!! (brutally smashes head against side of container) Why?! >SMASH!< Why?! >SMASH! SMASH!< WHYYY-HY-HY?!!! >KER-SMASH!<"

    (18 hours later)

    "...>cough<...>cough<... I'll do it...>cough<...I... I'll talk>cough<... >wheeeze...rasp...<... ......whatever you want..."

    (submerges in ENGINE OIL!)

    "BARGLE-glaaable->HACK<! Gladblebarge GAAA! >Gasp!< Nazi! You're a freakin' Nazi!!! BLARGLE-BRALGLE-BLEK..."

    (8 days later)

    "... ... light?... ... is that light?" ... "Oh GOD it's YOU!"
    "HEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEELP!"

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    Oh the Humanity...
     
  10. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    Hurry I need a link.

    It is on TFL if so I haven't scene it.
     
  11. HOSSFLY

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    Yup, thats it :p
     
  12. Jpyle

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    Oh my bad...I thought this was a post your favorite 1911 recipe thread. Personally I like to boil mine then serve it with some Chianti and Fava beans...:p
     
  13. HOSSFLY

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    OMG- here we go again :eek: :p
     
  14. Dillinger

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    Now THAT is some funny *****ite right there. I was laughing my ass off reading that. Thanks for the post C3
     
  15. jca1

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    Mashed taters and gravy with onions and peppers too.
     
  16. JonM

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    found it by accident the first time. took me a bit to refind it:
    Cooked the 1911 too long? - TheFiringLine Forums

    i dont visit that forum so i had to re-google it.
     
  17. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    You mean there are other gun forums? Look at all the good info I am missing.
     
  18. HOSSFLY

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    I dont either since Hawg introduced me to this one :D
    Did i mention that "other" place was run by swelled headed natzi girly boys :rolleyes:
     
  19. JonM

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    your not missing anything at all lol
     
  20. Dillinger

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    Do tell? This is the only forum I belong too, and only the second one I have ever spent time on.

    What makes a "swelled headed natzi girly boy" mod? :confused:

    This might require a seperate thread? :confused: