Ooouuuucch.....!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Dec 15, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yesterday day , we had perfect snow for skiing . Fluffy , powdery , just perfect.! I broke out my back woods skis and decided what a beautiful day to play .


    Got all my gear together , hit the snow from my back porch step and away we we go , Weeeee Haaaaa.! Down the back woods trail , by the neighbor,s pond ,through the pine thickets , just beautiful .!

    As I was cruising , I hit a covered stump , Ooouuch , face plant.! I broke my nose again , forth time .! All in all , not so bad , I fixed it . I can now breath through both sides which before , I could not . I skied for about four hours , big fun , so I though . With in 30 minutes , my nose had swollen shut to the point where I could not breath through it it at all . 1hour past past and my mouth was so dry , I could not swallow .! Ooouuch.! time to eat snow , wet my mouth a little . Eating snow is cool but does lower body temp , Brrrrrrr , Oooooouuch !

    I finally made it home and my face had looked gun shot , blood ,a whole lot of blood.!

    I sit here pondering , was it worth it , everything that could possibly hurt does .
    Everything .! I am crippled in pain and I mean everything that could hut does .
    Oooooouuuucch , really , ooooouuuch .! Maybe I,ll get in a little better shape next time , just OOOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH ....!

    Oh the great great out doors , Ooooouch.! :p
     
  2. trip286

    trip286 New Member

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    Damn dango, take it easy man. You're still recovering from your previous injuries! Have your fun, but don't overdo it, we care about you and don't want to see you laid up again.
     

  3. JimRau

    JimRau Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Where are your other two friends, Larry and Moe!!!!:p
     
  4. G30USMC

    G30USMC Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Take it easy Dango, you are not as young as you use to be :p
     
  5. mrm14

    mrm14 Active Member

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    This one will make your you know what pucker!

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  6. JW357

    JW357 New Member

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    A covered stump. Absolutely nothing you coulda done to prevent that.

    Glad you made it home. Take care of yourself.
     
  7. c3shooter

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    Once again- put your arms down by your sides. Two of you guys grab a corner, and start wrapping him.....
     
  8. therewolf

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    Would be why we call it "the great ouch-doors".

    Not that this pertains specifically to you, in this instance, Dango,

    but I find a walking stick, with small fork at the top, comes in handy.

    It helps act as a great balance, and if you are walking a hunt, it's a

    great mono-pod for your rifle.

    If you don't have a gun, it's 5 or 6 feet of stick between you and

    any animal you encounter. Be it snake, bobcat, gator, coyote, or bear.
     
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  9. rockratt

    rockratt Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Back in my younger days I use to get into shall we say disagreements. In one of those disagreements I tried to block a hard right with my nose and it ended up laying off to the side of where it should be. Like you I set it myself. It hurt like hell but felt and looked better when I was done.I feel your pain.
    Also I am starting to figure out this growing old ain't for p-----y's. If I woke up and something didn't hurt I would be concerned. :D
     
  10. unclebear

    unclebear New Member

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    Waking up in the mornings and seeing snow here doesnt happen often. When it does happen it usually means more work. Also it means i have to work out in the snow but if we play in it my boss yells at us.
     
  11. 303tom

    303tom Well-Known Member

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    That`ll learn ya !................
     
  12. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    There is at least one padded room out there with your name on it. :p
     
  13. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I,ll get the double so,s you can come visit Mccoolest.! :D
     
  14. Eagle1803

    Eagle1803 New Member

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    next time you decide to go play in the snow, wear kneepads and a full face helmet. drink a bunch of beer and relax......
     
  15. DaughterofAres

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