Ooount..Helgazzzzz...Eeeek..!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, Apr 7, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Helga.....would be my night nurse or (Nurse Beast)..! We,ve been testing each-other for a while now , fourth time.! She was in a good mood this morning.! How do I know this....? Instead of kicking me to the floor , she only picked me up by the throat to change my linens ! If Arnold Shwartzenegger....Shwortanaziger....
    Shwatzinegro..........? Whatever , had a sister , Helgazzzzz would for sure be it!

    Matter of factly , if in they was in the same room , the only way you could tell them apart ? , Helgazzzz got better facial hair ! She no doubt was in a stellar mood this morning , you could hear it in the clenching of her facial structure , the creaking and stresses going on , a (SMILE)..! Eeeek..! I dare not say anything to pizz her off for fear . She would ruffle me in some most uncomfortable way..! Like last time , Curiosity..!
    Well , I got tired of the child-like drawings by the nurses as to what........they had done to me this time ! I sneak out a bed , azz less gown and all , jump on the public elevator , that,s right , (Public Elevator) , and precede down to records.! I got tubes with collective bulbs <--to collect the primordial ooze spranging forth..! I,m in the (Infectious Disease) wang of the Hospital , sporting my (HAZMAT-OSHA) azz less yellow flashing gown , and the looks on the people's faces was priceless , :D
    Helgazzzz , didn,t think this very funny..! Eeeek.! She threatened me harshly and tied my IV tubes in a not , and without missing a beat , pointed to the window (we,re on the fifth floor) , and bellowed , "DON,T DO THAT AGAINZZ DANGOZZ""..."
    HELP ME..! Eeeeeeeek..! :eek:
     
  2. MisterMcCool

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  3. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Ack..! :confused: Eeeeeeeek , and so forth..! :eek:
     
  4. MisterMcCool

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  5. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Short , very , very short...! Eeeek..! :eek:
     
  6. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Comes to your room at all hours?
     
  7. towboater

    towboater Well-Known Member

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    Dang, your gonna have to get outa there. We could form a posse, and come for ya. Just let us know when Helga aint there. Im not gonna chance gettin caught, and her having her way with me.
     
  8. Jagermeister

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    Somebody wants Dango's wango. I would only worry if you start loosing hours at a time. No telling what happens when you are sedated.
     
  9. vincent

    vincent New Member

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    C'mon...live a little!!! :D
     
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  10. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Careful, Dango.


    She can sense fear.




    And she LIKES that!
     
  11. MisterMcCool

    MisterMcCool Well-Known Member Supporter

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    Helga.......!
     

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  12. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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  13. Jagermeister

    Jagermeister New Member

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    I did not have sexual relations with that man! Or, I did not inhale. That guy was so full of ****.
     
  14. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That guy was soooo full of ......what..? Whaaaaat..?

    "I did not inhale sexual relations with that shizzzzzzt" ....! :confused: :D
     
  15. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I keep telling you. Wear that gown backwards. It's so much sexier with the opening in the front. Who the heck wants to see your ***? ;)
     
  16. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    lol....! :d:d
     
  17. boatme98

    boatme98 New Member

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    Do NOT post that pic here, Dango! :eek:
    Jeeze, I'll end up back in the icu.
     
  18. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I am now the proud owner of two security devices.! One , I used to Boobie trap the bathroom door so when helgazzzz tries to find me in the bathroom , the alarm goes of..! :D They are pretty cool devices ' and are quite loud and disturbing. A very loud annoying beeeeep.! I,m leaving soon so she doesn't,t have much time to torture me , LOL..!
    The devices are kind of Kool and might be great for a joke or even security. Like to put one one my garage door or something . If they thought that little gizmo would stop me , well , shame on them , didn,t even slow me down .
    Some might look at this a stealing , when they charge me $110 for an aspirin , that,s theft so they Owe me one !
    They are Kool and I have two now.! The one I got Helgazzzz with and the other I may keep . They are about 5 " x 3" x 1 1/2" . ,made by Stanley with UMP on the face , model 91650 and pretty loud., :D Twice now I have un- wired myself and the look on Helgazzzz face is priceless..! :D
     
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  19. rocshaman

    rocshaman New Member

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    Dango here's a pic of your night nurse. Too bad you're asleep when she's on duty.



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