ONLY IN AMERICA...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. only in america...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. only in america...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to fill their prescriptions,while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. only in america...do people orderdouble cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...do they have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering. EVER WONDER did I leave any out Why didn't Noah swat those two moszuitoes? or mouse-flavored cat food. IT MUST BE A FULL MOON !!!