One way to make the TSA back off

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  1. CourtJester

    CourtJester Well-Known Member

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    Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down : Dead Serious News

    Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down


    A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
    According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

    A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
     
  2. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Wondered how long it would take! :eek:

    That is a law suit right there, this sh!t is going to cost the US Taxpayer millions!!
     

  3. gregs887

    gregs887 New Member

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E]YouTube - This Is Spinal Tap - Cucumber Scene[/ame]
     
  4. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    Wait, TSA jerks this guy off, then arrests him? What is the world coming to? (Get it?)
     
  5. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Yea, it is usually the other way around!! :D
     
  6. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    Somebody forgot to pat the TSA on the head or tip or something.
     
  7. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    I can't be the only one who laughed at the irony of the guys name.
     
  8. M14sRock

    M14sRock New Member

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    His name made me think the post was a joke.
     
  9. cpttango30

    cpttango30 New Member

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    He must have gotten some in his eye......
     
  10. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    This is a spoof from the same people that do The Onion.
     
  11. winds-of-change

    winds-of-change The Balota's Staff Member

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    I love that newspaper!!