One Scene

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  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I had to sit through "Gnomeo and Juliet". Rubbish.

    Except for one scene.

    While shopping online for a lawnmower, a gnome comes across an ad for "The Terrafiminator", voiced by Hulk Hogan, and promising "Your lawn will be afraid to grow!"

    I laughed my azz off.

    Name the film that was a waste of your life, except for one defining scene.
     
  2. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I know, "What's he talkig about?"

    Kinda like this, from "Cobra", a so-so movie with the world's greatest line....

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aco3GwZYoL4]YouTube - ‪Go Ahead, I Don't Shop Here.‬‏[/ame]
     

  3. General_lee

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    I have a list of a few movies like that:

    "Bullitt": Boring as hell until the car chase.

    "Scarface": I know, I know, it's a classic blah blah blah, I didn't like this movie at all, but the final "Say hello to my little friend" shootout was cool.

    "Stripes": I could take this movie or leave it, but I thought the "Doo Wah Diddy" scene was funny.
     
  4. steve666

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    I would say Jonah Hex, except that there wasn't even one scene.
     
  5. dnthmn2004

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    TERRAFIRMINATOR! Its the most useless 500hp grass dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen! TERRAFIRMINATOR!

    The disclaimer list is basically the funniest part of the movie.

    -Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing
    -Not recommended for residential use
    -Not recommended for commercial use either
    -Do not use vehicle while sleeping
    -Do not stick your fingers in the tiller blades - duh
    -Not recommended for children under 3
    -Or 4
    -For external use only
    -After use, law may appear completely destroyed
    -do not be alarmed - this is perfectly normal

    Side effects of using the Terrafirminator may inclue:

    *Dry mouth
    *Heightened levels of testosterone
    *Nausea
    *Loss of hearing
    *Blurred vision
    *Ssslured speech
    *Voices telling you to burn things
    *Loss of bowel control
    *Persistent feelings of awesomeness
    *Tight hamstrings
    *Megalomania
    *In rare instances some people may explode when viewing the Terrafirminator

    Maker of the Terrifirminator will not be held responsible for damages, injury, infidelity caused by the use of this product.
     
  6. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    ^^^^^

    See? I want this machine!:cool:
     
  7. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

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    I collected comics alot as a kid. I was sooo looking forward to this movie. What a piece of crap.:(
     
  8. Bigcountry02

    Bigcountry02 Coffee! If your not shaking, you need another cup Supporter

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    The one movie stands out is "Megaforce" the pain of watching it at the theater for the first minute and leaving knowing the only good thing that came out was the soda and popcorn.
     
  9. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You mean like this.:D This was the one scene. He even ruined it.;)
    YouTube - *search it*
     
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  10. Benning Boy

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    "They Live"? Decent movie, but the defining moment...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZpdUUdd3I]YouTube - ‪They Live Fight Scene‬‏[/ame]
     
  11. dog2000tj

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  12. Dillinger

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    If you didn't enjoy this movie, you're dead to me. Erika Eleniak in a thong and topless?! Tommy Lee Jones is another over the top, lost his mind performance, plus a knife fight for the ages?!?

    Thumbs down Shi, thumbs VERY down. :(
     
  13. Dillinger

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    Blasphemy!! Megaforce was awesome then, and it's still awesome today!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpH1yMGxh5E]YouTube - ‪MegaForce - Introducing the MegaForce‬‏[/ame]
     
  14. Benning Boy

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    Agreed. His best work. With so much other crap under his belt, this was not a stellar pick.
     
  15. Benning Boy

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    From a painfully long hippie movie, maybe the best kicking I've seen in super tight jeans...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFk5QkH36P0&feature=related]YouTube - ‪Billy Jack Takes on Town‬‏[/ame]
     
  16. Shihan

    Shihan Active Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, it also had Busey(a favorite of mine). Zen master stopped Erica from continuing.

    I wanted to see if the clipped stuck around really.
     
  17. Dillinger

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCId3kjWPs8]YouTube - ‪Under Siege (1992) - Do I Look Like I Need A Psychological Evaluation??‬‏[/ame]
     
  18. ScottA

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    Shrek 3. Just plain awful except for the interrogation of Pinocchio. Did the same writers work that film, or were they just all drunk?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me0pLNnk1hM]YouTube - ‪Shrek 3 Pinoquio and Charming(subtitled)‬‏[/ame]
     
  19. Swiftyjuan

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    An old Dick Van Dyke movie, Never A Dull Moment;

    Favorite lines;

    "Boss, you want I should make him dead?" (Mike Mazurski to Edward G. Robinson).

    "Keep your hands to yourself, or I'll take them away from you." (Edward G. Robinson to one of his hoods when he touches Dorothy Provine).

    And this was a comedy!
     
  20. Dillinger

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    Okay, I have been studying my *** off this week, but dying to get in on this thread.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK3c6nK5izk]YouTube - ‪TimeCop pt1‬‏[/ame]

    Just fast forward to 8:15 and save yourself the pain of the movie.

    AWESOME!!