One Marine

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by CA357, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Subject: One Marine!
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    > > A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road
    > > when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune say, "One Marine is
    > > better than ten Taliban."
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    > > The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers
    > > over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
    > > minutes, then silence.
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    > > The voice then calls out, "One Marine is better than a
    > > hundred Taliban soldiers."
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    > > Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100
    > > troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10
    > > minutes of battle, again silence.
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    > > The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one
    > > thousand Taliban."
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    > > The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters
    > > and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out
    > > as a huge battle is fought.
    > >
    > > Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls
    > > back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send
    > > any more men, it's a trap. There are two of them.
     
  2. dynastyofnext

    dynastyofnext New Member

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    lmao, I thought there would be a whole bunch of Marines claiming to be one. I like the surprise ending lol.
     

  3. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    The Marines must have been low on ammo, or that was one sneaky Taliwhacker.
     
  4. CA357

    CA357 New Member Supporter

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    Yup. The Marines I know wouldn't have missed. ;)
     
  5. opaww

    opaww New Member

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    Thats a good one
     
  6. RL357Mag

    RL357Mag New Member

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    Anyone read "Lone Survivor" by Marcus Lutrell?
     
  7. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

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    1) That was a great joke. I loved the ending. :D

    2) You know better than to ask that question. Of Course I have read it, I have an extensive library. :D GREAT READ!! Harrowing. Gritty. Highly Recommended.

    JD
     
  8. RL357Mag

    RL357Mag New Member

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    The best damned book I read in 2008. The gallantry, drive and commitment of those warriors was beyond the comprehension of mortal men. The above joke made me think of it.
     
  9. spittinfire

    spittinfire New Member Supporter

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    Nice! Maybe I'll have to check out the book.