Oklahoma man says wife's death was gun fantasy accident

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  1. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    CNN.COM Oklahoma ...He didn't know the gun was loaded..ya..wright..
     

  2. Dillinger

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    Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident - CNN.com

    He's 23. She was 50. Now she is dead and they are legally wed. Insurance plot executed horribly, discovered by Weds night at the latest for the win Alex. :rolleyes:
     
  3. LONGHAIR

    LONGHAIR New Member

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    THANKS for fixing that I'll get it down one day..
     
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  5. falseharmonix

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    the first thing that crossed my mind is that he could use a bar of soap on that face.

    the second thing is that you never, never, never, never, never, never, never put a gun to something you don't fully intend to send packing to hell.......
     
  6. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    We had a douche here that convinced his wife that they should die together during sex. She put the gun in her mouth while he was saddled up doggie style. She pulled the trigger, but he "chickened out" at the last instant and moved to the side. He is serving 25 years for her murder.
     
  7. orangello

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    Where are women this gullible when i'm looking for a free meal & some entertainment?
     
  8. Dillinger

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    Because you wanted to watch and then raid the fridge?? :confused:
     
  9. cpttango30

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    OK Who the hell let him marry his mother to begin with? He is 23 she was 50. Man I have been with some older women but I would have never married them.

    The real question is did he finish the job after she was dead or did he stop and call police? [​IMG]

    $100 says he finished then called..... :eek:
     
  10. orangello

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    If you make sure they survive, they can cook for you. ;)


    Tango, i wondered the same.
     
  11. robocop10mm

    robocop10mm Lifetime Supporting Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Leave it to Tango to ask the question everyone else was thinking. "Did he finish?"
     
  12. spittinfire

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    That is one of the dumbest things I've heard in a long time. Really sad but really dumb.
     
  13. falseharmonix

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    thank you Tango for the new quote in my signature :cool:
     
  14. CGO

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    He knew damn well the gun was loaded.
    And yes he finished the job before calling!!!
     
  15. alsaqr

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    Some of the strangest crap happens right here in OK. It must be the meth.
     
  16. ScottA

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    I'm going to guess he pleads out... 2nd degree murder, 25 years.
     
  17. cpttango30

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    911: Hello what is your emergancy?
    Dude: OMG I just shot my wife while havvvvvving sex with her.
    911: Sir are you still havnig sex with her.
    Dude: well hum maybe.
    911: can you do CPR.
    Dude: I don't know that position how do you do it.
    911: Sir please stop having sex with your dead wife.
    Dude: I's not finished yet give me about 1 more minute.
    911: SIR STOP molesting your dead wifes body.
    Dude:GRUNTING noise
    911: Oh good lord you sick bastard.
     
  18. notdku

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    I was going to say the water, but that's only because of the meth in it.