So Saturday evening the kids were up getting ready for bed. After my daughter finished up her shower and dried her hair she was coming down stairs to say good night. Well some how she slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. Now at the bottom of the stairs is a wooden and metal baby gate because the new puppy like to run upstairs and pee in the hall way. I am standing at the back of the house brining in some stuff of the deck because it is going to rain. I hear bang boom crash DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. That was my daughter falling down the stairs. SO I take off running threw the house as fast as I can get my fat azz moving. now the dog got scared ran towards me scaring the one cat his tail was so big it looked like a baseball bat. He jumps and screaches in the horriable screatch cats do. scares the dog more. The dog is on the hardwood and has no traction so she is running like a cartoon (You know legs going in circles) really. then in turns scares another cat who fluffs jumps 5' stright in the air and lands right in the middle of the third cats back with nothing but claws. So now the three cats are goign nuts the dog can't figure out which way to go because the cat is comming from one way I am comming from another and she can't get no traction. I am trying to stop in my stocking feet and doing the tome crusie risky business slide but I have pants on. The third cat is not trying to set a world record for the quickest attempt to get off the back of the couch to the back of the house then back up front and up stairs threw the entire mess. I am trying to calm my daughter down who is laying on the floor in her PJ's crying. Now she is lying on the top of the crushed baby gate the dogs and cats are scrambling around going nuts and I am trying to not laugh because the entire house is nothing but a crazy cartoon house. I make sure my daughter can more her fingers and toes and sit her up get her an ice pack for her wrist (Which we found out today is broken). My son is standing on the stairs surveying the mayham rubbing his eyes going what happend. I am telling him to go get pants on and get his and his sisters shoes so we can go to the ER. she landed on her side on the baby gate bruising her chest wall and giving her a very nice rasberry. OH BOY Will it ever end.