Ok then....!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by dango, May 2, 2013.

  1. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Me-well , it,s early and the sun is in my face...!

    Self-and , I think it,s pretty..! :(

    Me-you nimrod , you would...! Augggggh..!

    Self-Chill , we got years of solitude practice , all them years in the tent..!

    Me-You got a point , weeks , months sometimes..! :D

    Self-Yeap , just us in nature , Oh yeah...!:)

    Me-Well , get your head on and get your azz up-eth..! ;)

    Self-I got a really bad hangover , all that air , water , sobriety doth suck-eth.!

    Me-Yeap ,got to use one eye at a time , Eeeeek..!

    Self-yeah , I thought we was spose ti be feelin better...? :confused:

    Me-Auuuuugh..! Everything hurts , Eeeeeek..!

    Self-yeap , a sober hang-over , WTF , I could be crap faced and feel better.!

    Me-So,s ,you want pain ..?

    Self-What ever you do to me , you do to you..! ;)

    Me-Watch it bone head , I like pain ,..Auuuugh...!

    Self-Eeeek...! They are right , we have. Issues...!

    Me-yeap , but in our insanity , there is a profound inner peace and absolute freedom...!

    Self-Well , I,m gonna get up here and put a hurting on us...! :p

    Me-Oh nooooo...! Eeeek..! Not the jaunt through the woods ..?

    Self-o yeah , gonna git it today , maybe bag a bear for Orlageloe..!

    Us-Eeeeek..! See Yaaaaaaa.! :eek:
     
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  2. willshoum

    willshoum New Member

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    Wtf................

    Are you any relation to the guy that went to the ER with an ice pick stuck in his ear, Mexican kept hearing voices, so he put a stop to it. Three days, untill he went to the ER, complaining of a headache...............:eek:
     

  3. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Funny yue should ax , I like to play with myself , a form of mental masterbation ! And there are actually three of me , Me , Myself and I....!

    Velcome ,vee comed in peace...! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...! :confused: :D

    Ice peek , .? We don gots no friggin ice peeks....?
     
  4. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    Enjoy yer jaunt(s)?:)
     
  5. willshoum

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    lol...........

    A threesome, hell you got dual personality beat, All play with your self makes dango a selfish child...............:eek:.......lol
     
  6. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A rather large thanks...! :D just us whittle 60 year ole childrens here..! :D
     
  7. towboater

    towboater Well-Known Member

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    You tellem Dango. If ya wanna go for a hike, don't let you stop ya.
     
  8. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Do have some issues with the punk azz side at time...! What a wuzzz..! :D
     
  9. willshoum

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    It's Hell...........

    At 60 and going into your second childhood too soon........Or is it...........:D;)
     
  10. c3shooter

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    I have gone in search of myself.

    If I get back before I do, keep me here.





    And if you had one more, you could get a poker game started. I tried that once, but I cheat, and I won't play with anyone that does that.



    Now go say thank you for the morning. Shoo.
     
  11. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    hate to inform you Pal But , I got one of you and I,m holding him for ransom... :p

    Let us negotiate....! Bullets , lots talk...! :D
     
  12. dango

    dango Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Help...!

    Back in the days of lore , when some evil tyrant passed and nobody cared , they would seek out professional (Weepers), yes , people were payed a few farthings , shillings , dab lunes , etc. to come and cry and weep for the uncared dead..!

    I find myself in such need of said (weepers)..! :confused:
    Example :Wife called to ...? Well..? Any HOO , she was quite upset and I was quite calm..! The more (CALM) I would , emulate , the more (UPSET) she became..! ...? :confused:

    A request , I am needing said (weepers), U-tube th , whatever , so,s I can emulate some perhaps , (dramatics)..!

    Does such a thing ....exist...? :confused:

    Thanks much...! :confused:
     
  13. towboater

    towboater Well-Known Member

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  14. eatmydust

    eatmydust New Member

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    /\ +1 /\, hope this helps!:eek:
     
  15. DFlynt

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    "Here we are we've come to call with pipes and flutes and fiddles and all, in case of death we've even brought a keener" Changing my demeanor by the Chieftains.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOCNxjMHSpc[/ame]
     
  16. dango

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    Yo DFlint , throw in a tuba and it,s yur gig..! :D Shhhh..! Want to know a little secret ,Hmmmm..?.:) I don,t feel all that bad.! Before I lie my nasty butt to bed
    Last night , I did so balance a plate , a knife and a dirty coffee cup on top of each other and left it on the counter(ALL NIGHT)..! :D

    Now , if the wife had not left , I would never have found them again..! I been looking for things for 27 years....Eeeeek..! I have waisted half my life in search
    Of things my wife-eth hath move-ethed...! :D I have much more time on ma hands and might get something done..! WHO WOULD-A THUNKED...?

    I do miss her , BUT.......? :D