Official Flame Off Thread!!!

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by Benning Boy, Aug 29, 2009.

  1. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Keep it uncivil, this is a good natured personal attack thread.

    The concept: If you participate, you are eligible to be flamed. If you do not, you are not to be touched.

    The flaming is of a "what we know of you from here" nature. Family members, pets, and vehicles are out of bounds, unless you own a Prius.

    Which one of you punk b****es is first?
     
  2. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

    23,972
    1
    0
    That would be me. I should be a pretty easy target and I am sure SOMEONE has something to pop off about....:D
     

  3. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    It would be you, wouldn't it?

    Bear in mind, the forum has gotten heavy, and this is an attempt at good natured forum solidarity.

    I'm in, here goes.

    Hitler was a Metro, as evidenced by the fact that the Hugo Boss factory produced these, so J.D. loves fascist designers, but hates Austrian gun makers, making him a confused hairy man.
     

    Attached Files:

  4. Dillinger

    Dillinger New Member

    23,972
    1
    0
    *laughing and clapping* That's awesome. Well done.

    Benning Boy is the kind of family you all wish you had, so you can drink a toast to when he and his brood back out of the driveway and you don't have to see them again for a year.
     
  5. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    J.D. is the family member who stays for the weekend, and necessitates the services of the Roto Rooter guy when he leaves, to get the volleyball-sized wad of hair out of your shower drain.

    I hope this doesn't become the J.D.-Benning only brawl while everyone else sits back thread.:(
     
  6. Ubergopher

    Ubergopher New Member

    1,210
    0
    0
    Benning is the kinda guy I love to have as a friend.

    'cause he's so clueless that if I ever need a stooge to blame for one of my assorted schemes that could land me in jail he won't know what the hell is going on until he's in the cell and getting to know his new roommate for the next 25 years.

    As for JD... I won't even go there. It'd be even easier than Paris Hilton and twice as diseased.

    Edit: Oh and of course it goes without saying, great thread.
     
    Last edited: Aug 29, 2009
  7. WDB

    WDB New Member

    3,977
    3
    0
    Good thread BB,
    I'm in just don't have anything witty to share about the selections so far that wouldn't be considered easy:rolleyes:. With luck the numbers will grow......bide my time and find a roast to flame:).
     
  8. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    And of course, the nice guys that are hard to flame are the first to join in.

    What a bunch of girly masochists.:D
     
  9. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

    10,888
    1
    0
    WDB is so anal that he waxes his vette (the worst year) 3 times a week and flosses his teeth in the refelexion. A 'cruise' in the same car is an idle around the block, thinking he is making everyone jealous.

    As for the rest of you, I doubt that you even want a piece of what I've got for you. Think about it... :D
     
  10. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Bring it on, Skullboy, bring it on!!!:D
     
  11. user4

    user4 New Member

    3,414
    1
    0
    Benning will never be half the man his mother is.
     
  12. Ubergopher

    Ubergopher New Member

    1,210
    0
    0
    Just to clarify, he'll be twice the man you are, but with half the brains...

    Not that your .02 ounces of gray matter is really worth mentioning anyway.
     
  13. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

    10,888
    1
    0
    Benning is the kind of guy that thinks he is sooo clever that the rest of us normal persons just keep humoring him so our play thing will not go away.

    Ineff is the cousin that your parents always made sure you were nice to even though you knew he was a dork.

    Uber is the drinking buddy that you buy extra shots for because you know that he will spend the night in jail. Later you all laugh about it, and buy him more shots.
     
  14. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Ineff will someday be half the man that B.J. Penn is.
     
  15. user4

    user4 New Member

    3,414
    1
    0
    Skull is a great reason that some mammals should eat their young.
     
  16. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

    10,888
    1
    0
    JD is the guy you humor because you know another post is just seconds away.
     
  17. user4

    user4 New Member

    3,414
    1
    0
    Benning owns a turtleneck. The members of Nsync listen to him
     
  18. skullcrusher

    skullcrusher New Member

    10,888
    1
    0
    Ineff is so in touch with the real world that he breeds tribbles.
     
  19. Benning Boy

    Benning Boy New Member

    9,624
    1
    0
    Ineff was a member of Menudo, and ousted when he "bothered" Ricky Martin.
     
  20. user4

    user4 New Member

    3,414
    1
    0
    If you ever want to know the size of Skull's penis, just measure Benning's throat. (twofer!)