Nymphomaniac Convention

Discussion in 'The Club House' started by NitroxAZ, Jul 23, 2011.

  1. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.


    He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

    Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, " Business trip or pleasure?"

    She turned, smiled and said, "" Business. I'm going to the Annual Nympho- maniacs of America Convention in Boston ."

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

    " Lecturer," she responded. " I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

    "Really?" he said. " And what kind of myths are there?"

    "Well," she explained," one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. " I'm sorry," she said, " I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name..."

    "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
     
  2. jca1

    jca1 New Member

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    A Jewish Indian who got lost in the woods and was rescued and raised by a pack of wild rednecks?
     

  3. opaww

    opaww New Member

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  4. orangello

    orangello New Member

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    LOLz! Not bad; i'll have to try that one out.
     
  5. CA357

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  6. dunerunner

    dunerunner New Member

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    Great story Kimosabi!!
     
  7. IGETEVEN

    IGETEVEN New Member

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    LOL. :D :D :D

    I have always loved that joke.....or is it? :cool:

    TU.
     
  8. doctherock

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    Holy bat balls batman, that was a funny one.
     
  9. Davyboy

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    Shameless bump for a Sunday morning laugh.

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  10. sdiver35

    sdiver35 New Member

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    Bravo sir, Bravo!!! :)
     
  11. c3shooter

    c3shooter Administrator Staff Member

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    Good one! Cannot remember the commedian, but used to do a routine of Southern Jews- "Say-rah! Y'all coming to Hadassah or whut? We's late fer temple las' week." :)
     
  12. Blueguns

    Blueguns New Member

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    Great story! That was a pretty good laugh.
     
  13. Axxe55

    Axxe55 The Apocalypse Is Coming.....

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    Nitro, that was funny! i needed a good laugh to start the day out. thanks!:D
     
  14. Davyboy

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  15. NitroxAZ

    NitroxAZ New Member

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    Thanks Davy for bumping this thread. I forgot how much I liked that one.
     
  16. nitestalker

    nitestalker New Member

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    Funny, but very old. It seems that joke was being told around the campfires by Custers men the night before the:eek:
     
  17. Davyboy

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    Custer was a frequent flyer " Who New " :eek:
     
  18. nitestalker

    nitestalker New Member

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    In the orginal story they met on a West bound Wells Fargo Stage out of KC. It has been updated over the years.:D;)
     
  19. Mosin

    Mosin Well-Known Member

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    Damn.. What a let down. I clicked on this thread, credit card in hand, ready to buy my plane tickets...
     
  20. dog2000tj

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    missed this one the first time around ... LMAO :D